If this is going to be that kind of train ride, I might never ride another airplane in my life! I have your ticket right here, it's in the front of my pants. Want to touch it?
is that the on board entertainment?
Time to give Amtrak another try.
That would require a two man motor boat...
So where is this train you speak of?
Fran dreschers big titted sister
Don`t forget to swipe your ticket between her tits to validate it, or between her tits and pussy if it`s a return.
Bet she could pull a train!
Give me a C....... give me an S.........
I definitely take her caboose for a ride
yes. i'll gladly go for a ride, i won't even question the airline stewertess wings on your hat
ALL ABOARD! Fuck you won't have to tell me twice!
Wow, all sorts of scenarios popped into my head.
...& I thought of some good fantasies too.
I would give her the stub.
will she read me a bedtime story
choo choo baby choo choo.
anybody wanna pull a train?
Now that's what I call vip class train service.
With this as advertisement, airports will be 99% empty.
I hope its a long train ride.
This must be a trend of hookers. No more on the streets. Pay little more on tickets and you get niceties in the trains.
She can check out my ticket every time I ride the train.
I'm sorry ma'am, the plane has exceeded its maximum take-off weight. Don't worry, a train has been dispatched to accommodate you. *Voodoo Child starts to play*
There's not going to be any break time for you baby.
im dick is a train...looking for a warm wet tunnel
I love women with big sagging tits...