Tickets Please

If this is going to be that kind of train ride, I might never ride another airplane in my life! I have your ticket right here, it's in the front of my pants. Want to touch it?

27 Comments
  • crazyasshole June 2, 2012

    is that the on board entertainment?

    +7
  • potrostation June 2, 2012

    Time to give Amtrak another try.

    +8
  • invisus June 2, 2012

    That would require a two man motor boat...

    +0
  • preferemshaved June 2, 2012

    So where is this train you speak of?

    +1
  • atmydismay June 2, 2012

    Fran dreschers big titted sister

    +3
  • marcodufour June 2, 2012

    Don`t forget to swipe your ticket between her tits to validate it, or between her tits and pussy if it`s a return.

    -1
  • yomammasass June 2, 2012

    Bet she could pull a train!

    +0
  • marcodufour June 2, 2012

    Give me a C....... give me an S.........

    -1
  • boppalilbit June 2, 2012

    I definitely take her caboose for a ride

    +0
  • lenny9651 June 2, 2012

    yes. i'll gladly go for a ride, i won't even question the airline stewertess wings on your hat

    +0
  • biggertalk June 2, 2012

    WHORE

    -11
  • tgarner June 2, 2012

    ALL ABOARD! Fuck you won't have to tell me twice!

    +0
  • txdo_msk June 2, 2012

    Wow, all sorts of scenarios popped into my head.

    ...& I thought of some good fantasies too.

    +0
  • kane June 2, 2012

    I would give her the stub.

    +2
  • vulture June 2, 2012

    will she read me a bedtime story

    +1
  • ghosthunter June 2, 2012

    choo choo baby choo choo.

    +0
  • rockinron June 2, 2012

    anybody wanna pull a train?

    -6
  • ryublood June 2, 2012

    Now that's what I call vip class train service.

    +0
  • ryublood June 2, 2012

    With this as advertisement, airports will be 99% empty.

    +4
  • nativenatas June 2, 2012

    I hope its a long train ride.

    +0
  • ryublood June 3, 2012

    This must be a trend of hookers. No more on the streets. Pay little more on tickets and you get niceties in the trains.

    +1
  • mccracker June 3, 2012

    She can check out my ticket every time I ride the train.

    +0
  • assclown June 3, 2012

    I'm sorry ma'am, the plane has exceeded its maximum take-off weight. Don't worry, a train has been dispatched to accommodate you. *Voodoo Child starts to play*

    -1
  • rodeye2 June 3, 2012

    There's not going to be any break time for you baby.

    +1
  • badgrim June 4, 2012

    im dick is a train...looking for a warm wet tunnel

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi June 4, 2012

    All aboard!

    +1
  • rebelrouser June 6, 2012

    I love women with big sagging tits...

    +1
 
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