Japanese Chef Cooks His Own Dick And Balls

Did you get your invite to the big gourmet dinner? This Japanese chef decided to cut off his dick and balls, cook it up, and serve it to some other Japanese freaks for lots of money. They described it as rubbery and hard to chew. Probably cause dicks and balls aren't fucking meant to be dinner.

33 Comments
  • crazyasshole June 4, 2012

    he doesnt have the balls to try that again!

    +19
  • mccracken June 4, 2012

    that's bullshit, that serving should be a quarter of the size, we all know asians have baby dicks!

    -2
  • kane June 4, 2012

    He should have smoked it first, then slow braised it in a brown sauce overnight.

    +5
  • tgarner June 4, 2012

    He should of cut it off when it was flacid instead of when it was hard, might of not been so hard to chew. Freak!

    -3
  • frankdrebin June 4, 2012

    he'll just walk over to the fukushima reactor site and it'll grow back quick

    +2
  • shadowarrior June 4, 2012

    No wonder why they call the japanese culture so rich

    -1
  • preferemshaved June 4, 2012

    It's ok he's probably gonna be a pretty hot chick before too long anyway.

    -2
  • rockinron June 4, 2012

    whats for dessert? deep fried nipple chips?

    -3
  • sharkbait June 4, 2012

    hope he at least served it with some fava beans and a nice chianti

    +0
  • massiveballs June 4, 2012

    dinner for 1

    +0
  • biggertalk June 4, 2012

    is this the cordon bleu?

    -10
  • lenny9651 June 4, 2012

    isn't eating rats and cats fucked up enough for these people

    +1
  • lenny9651 June 4, 2012

    he's asian so you know it was only and appetizer portion

    +5
  • vulture June 4, 2012

    love it when a woman makes a meal of my dick

    -1
  • onetime42 June 4, 2012

    I bet they used a nice diarrhea dipping sauce along with it.

    +2
  • handsomedevil June 4, 2012

    i'll stick to pigs in a blanket, thank you very much.

    +0
  • keymaster June 4, 2012

    lucky i only wanted somthing small

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 4, 2012

    Can you believe that cock and bull story??

    +0
  • banger1987 June 4, 2012

    Faggot ass Japanese dick eaters.

    -2
  • potrostation June 4, 2012

    How do you tip something like that?

    +0
  • pizzapie June 4, 2012

    Sushi for fags

    -1
  • bigtalk June 4, 2012

    a gook chopping up dick a white boy eating shit in a shower if it wasnt for the eyes i couldnt tell you asians and crackers apart

    -11
  • rodeye2 June 4, 2012

    If they eat shit they'll eat anything.

    +0
  • honkie365 June 5, 2012

    Bigtalk...it's easy to tell you sidewalk apes from humans...by sound and smell.

    -1
  • boppalilbit June 5, 2012

    Typical gook no matter what business their in they always try and give you the shaft!

    -1
  • huntergjc June 5, 2012

    Asians are suppose to be real smart. But they do some of the stupidist shit.

    +0
  • numberonefan June 5, 2012

    Hey look. A REAL chef that actually does his job instead of sitting around the forums deleting everyone's posts, trying to moderate 6 people, 24/7.

    -4
  • rodeye2 June 5, 2012

    ^^^What in the fuck are you talking about.^^^

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 5, 2012

    You know what,never mind I don't want to know.All faggots should be tossed in the gas chamber or shot or hung,any means to rid them from God's green normal earth.

    +0
  • rodgtard June 6, 2012

    rodeye2, your second post was dead on.

    -2
  • foolycooly14 July 7, 2012

    "and here my penis on a plate"

    +1
  • bgeorge3142uk May 28, 2013

    WOW!!!!

    I have eaten many things, all around the world, but not cooked human penis. I must try it sometime.

    +1
  • penisforsale January 7, 2016

    any ladys pay the right and you can cook my cock while its still on me!!! x

    +0
 
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