Snails Produce Great Lube

You know how it goes. You're out working in the garden, getting dirty planting your begonias, when you see a snail crawling around and think to yourself, 'Hey, I want to put that slimy little bastard on my dick.' Next thing you know, you're taking pictures and posting them on the internet.

28 Comments
  • vulture June 5, 2012

    when you look at snails you understand why god gave women legs

    +2
  • lenny9651 June 5, 2012

    adam, your love for dicks is disturbing

    +5
  • rockinron June 5, 2012

    poor guy! that sick perverted fucking snail musta jumped on there when he was'nt looking!

    -6
  • ludenlasivius June 5, 2012

    Okay... but just a quickie!

    -1
  • 2indastink June 5, 2012

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    -3
  • numberonefan June 5, 2012

    The idea is great, I will try that too.

    -9
  • yomammasass June 5, 2012

    Snail-fucking white people...

    -6
  • onetime42 June 5, 2012

    On today's show we go gardening with feircepierce.

    +3
  • biggertalk June 5, 2012

    how come you only see us whites doing this lol.... c'mon son. and i bet that felt so good.

    -7
  • athrun2021 June 5, 2012

    i think adam and #1fag sould start dating since they both into the dick...

    +3
  • preferemshaved June 5, 2012

    For the love of God please stop giving bigtalk valid points to be made.

    +4
  • handsomedevil June 5, 2012

    take it slow, baby... at a snails pace.

    -1
  • crazyasshole June 5, 2012

    i dont think thats what she meant by leaving a snail trail on your dick!

    +0
  • wickedmule June 5, 2012

    Some guys will put their dicks anywhere! BTW snails carry a parasite worm......

    -1
  • hickory June 5, 2012

    I can see it now, snails gone wild : Canadian Wilderness

    +0
  • ghosthunter June 5, 2012

    1000 ways to die had that clip on about the snails.

    -1
  • lenny9651 June 5, 2012

    having snails is worse than having crabs

    +2
  • mrfluffdaddy June 5, 2012

    its a well known fact that snails are complete sluts

    +0
  • potrostation June 5, 2012

    He's show,but he's good! HA ha

    +0
  • morbuis669 June 5, 2012

    Ever notice how the snail is like a pussy?

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi June 5, 2012

    That, sir, does not qualify as a condom.

    +2
  • stevenh915 June 5, 2012

    NOF SAYS . . . SCHNELL !!!

    -2
  • rodeye2 June 5, 2012

    Oh come on Wendi he's got his shell on.

    +0
  • drunkard June 5, 2012

    Look at that "S" car go!

    +0
  • rodgtard June 6, 2012

    Go ahead and try it numberonefag. You already have assworms. What would a few cock eating snails matter.

    +0
  • mccracker June 6, 2012

    Sick bastard

    +0
  • bigtalk June 6, 2012

    crackers will fuck anything FACT!!!

    -4
  • feircepierce June 6, 2012

    I thought you are supposed to smear peanut butter on your dick first,Im white and I would fuck you BIGTALK.

    +0
 
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