Fuck Your Pool Rules

Too many rules. I'm sliding my banana hammock to the side and putting my unprotected penis inside a chick on her period, while she pisses. And after I pull out and jizz in the pool, I'm sticking my dick in the water jet. Don't tell me what to do.

23 Comments
  • crazyvet June 6, 2012

    Must be at an apartment complex full of niggers.

    +16
  • rodgtard June 6, 2012

    Im good with those rules. My massive third member wont fit in the jet anyway.

    -2
  • frankdrebin June 6, 2012

    o'doyle rules

    -1
  • boppalilbit June 6, 2012

    Hey Crazyvet Im a Nigger ya got a problem with it?? Better not I pay all your fucking bills

    -12
  • mrratty June 6, 2012

    ^huh ? You dont pay any fuckin bills, much less those of a vet.

    +14
  • rockinron June 6, 2012

    omfg!! did that porch monkey just say he pays for something besides crack!!!

    +4
  • rockinron June 6, 2012

    so what they are saying is ,it's ok to shit in the pool since it was'nt in the rules.

    +3
  • zahnfee June 6, 2012

    ^^ jeah and there is no rule for "no raping in the pool"...

    +3
  • tgarner June 6, 2012

    I'm sure 1, 4, 5 & 8 are broken often!

    -1
  • dawgfan1969 June 6, 2012

    Aint niggers.....they cant swim for shit.Hell a shark wont eat them anyway cause they hate dark meat.

    +3
  • biggertalk June 6, 2012

    anything goes should be the new rule

    -9
  • handsomedevil June 6, 2012

    yup, gotta watch out for those 'pool sharks.'

    -1
  • lenny9651 June 6, 2012

    gotta watch out for those pool sharks

    +1
  • bigtalk June 6, 2012

    yes crackers its a POOL not a big bathtub and if it was you still wouldnt use soap FACT

    -8
  • drunkard June 6, 2012

    Never trust your life to a black life guard.

    +2
  • potrostation June 6, 2012

    I like rule # 7.

    -1
  • pizzapie June 6, 2012

    Quit making everything about race you fucking dirt bags ^^^

    -3
  • preferemshaved June 6, 2012

    ^^^^ yeah let's be sure not to offend anyone here. Lol

    +2
  • sharkkiller1 June 6, 2012

    i wanna know what mike knows about that water jet

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi June 6, 2012

    And, 2indastink, rape applies to the sex rule, too.

    +1
  • drunkard June 6, 2012

    ^^^^race bait merchants like jesse jackson and al sharpton will be out of a job if we don't.

    +2
  • rodeye2 June 7, 2012

    Chlorine is the protection.

    +0
  • gp4812 June 8, 2012

    when I first saw the hours, I thought it was open for 2 hrs. hey, its after 3am here.

    +0
 
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