That's Why I Go To The Beach

Yeah, I'd be stroking my dick too if this chick was standing in front of me, staring me down with her awesome pointy nipples. And she wouldn't have to strain her eyes so much to see my wang either. I guess he likes to show off both inches he's got there.

36 Comments
  • iluvkitty June 6, 2012

    Gaydam made One comment about her nipples and three about his dick...Hmmmmmmmmmm. I wonder what he is staring at?? Gay.

    -4
  • marcodufour June 6, 2012

    2 inches! a false pair of tits! and a false surf ! is this your idea of a party Adam ?

    -1
  • dawgfan1969 June 6, 2012

    Jesus H Christ!!!! Her ugly ass nipples are as long as his dick.

    -5
  • vulture June 6, 2012

    he should put that away its embarasting the birds

    -2
  • frankdrebin June 6, 2012

    "well, it ain't gonna suck itself razortits"

    +3
  • marcodufour June 6, 2012

    Is that the `Pointer Sisters?`

    +1
  • biggertalk June 6, 2012

    why do we have such small penises.

    -10
  • tgarner June 6, 2012

    Why is it that muscle chicks clits get huge, but muscle dude's seem to have little dicks? I think I'll stay skinny!

    +3
  • marcodufour June 6, 2012

    biggertalk speak for yourself! mine is at least 4 inches!??????? hmmmmmmmm ok! case proved ; )

    -5
  • vulture June 6, 2012

    ^^^ so is mine when its flacid

    -1
  • crazyvet June 6, 2012

    I would so like to show her my dick.

    +0
  • marcodufour June 6, 2012

    vulture helllllllo big boy! or should i say with an untellectual site like this.......

    P.S. ITS IS IT`S DUMBASS!!!

    -3
  • rodgtard June 6, 2012

    Mines 4 inches,,,,,,wide.

    +2
  • handsomedevil June 6, 2012

    if it was a fish she'd throw it back.

    +0
  • lenny9651 June 6, 2012

    pointy nipples are nice till someone pokes an eye out

    -1
  • lenny9651 June 6, 2012

    he's showing her where the jellyfish stung him

    -1
  • crazyasshole June 6, 2012

    looks like a penis only smaller

    +1
  • bigtalk June 6, 2012

    all white boys have a wee wee FACT

    -11
  • rockinron June 6, 2012

    the water exsplodes in the ocean when i stroke my dick also....... and im 500 miles from the ocean.

    -1
  • rockinron June 6, 2012

    damn youd have to be gay to suck her nipples. it would be like sucking his dick as long as they are.

    -1
  • drunkard June 6, 2012

    It's shrinkage, I swear!

    +0
  • toesrus June 6, 2012

    He's had his left thumb installed on the end of his dink, cool.

    +0
  • silverbolt709 June 6, 2012

    You go to the beach to watch guys jack off?

    -1
  • potrostation June 6, 2012

    They're both happy to see each other.

    +0
  • boppalilbit June 6, 2012

    Man woman verse wild: here is a readily available supply of nutrients, here try for yourself! Also it can be sunblock on your face.

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi June 6, 2012

    Did all that foam come from him?

    +0
  • preferemshaved June 6, 2012

    It would be necessary to flex while your clinching your micro penis. Or someone may make fun of you.

    +0
  • spinal12 June 6, 2012

    He's telling her that he wants to fuck her,he's telling her with his dick for and example.

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 7, 2012

    Hers is bigger than his.

    +0
  • huntergjc June 7, 2012

    Ha her nipples are bigger than his dick ha ha.

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 7, 2012

    She wants to touch it but she's afraid it might spit at her.

    +0
  • arathron June 7, 2012

    i like how woman's nipple is as long as guy's dick

    +0
  • mrfluffdaddy June 7, 2012

    Its cold in the water honest, i mean look at the shrinkage and the pointy nips

    +1
  • gp4812 June 8, 2012

    its ok to point,if ya both do it

    +0
  • ryublood June 9, 2012

    You should've expect that with all the roids.

    +0
  • sufferkate June 15, 2012

    Why do guys have to hold their hips with one hand while they show off their nubs in the other? That is so fucking annoying. Tiny dick syndrome. Maybe its a muscular woman with a large clit.

    +0
 
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