I'm sorry, but it the doctors are going to have to patch that up for you, so they'll be taking some skin off your scrotum to do the job. Nah, I'm just kidding. They're going to pour some whiskey on it and brand it with some hot iron.
Heard of that new drug that makes you think everyone is a fried chicken?
a guy with a little booboo on his leg? that's pretty weak for crazyshit
Oh no the bath salt zombie virus is sure to spread now!
That will need a few stitches. Shot of Jack and some pain pills.
What people wont do to get the morphine script refilled
id hit it
If it looks like a clit and bleeds, finger it.
Accidently stabbed himself with his spear!
thats some fine lookin leg pussy right there!
gonna make a great war story scar for your grand kids.
He is zombified now. Blow his head off with a shotgun.
it is just a scratch
I hear salt cures any meat.
thats a black leg so it cant be a works accident
paintball is for fags.
just a flesh wound
Take two aspirin and call your health insurance provider in the morning.
Take a number and sit down.