Slut In A Bag

Awesome! My mail order slut from Russia just arrived today. I haven't opened her up yet, but I'm about to see if she was worth the money. A thorough inspection is needed first, so you can call my flesh log Inspector.

20 Comments
  • marcodufour July 6, 2012

    I hung her up and accidentally put the coat hanger through the back of her head, fuck it.....

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  • poida July 6, 2012

    the socket for the creme fraiche is a little high

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  • jman1 July 6, 2012

    Sealed for your protection

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  • frankdrebin July 6, 2012

    "i bagged that slut yesterday"

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  • shadowarrior July 6, 2012

    My slut has expired so i'm disposing her off in a sealed bag. Hygeine first you know

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  • nativenatas July 6, 2012

    All parts not included!

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  • rockinron July 6, 2012

    how long will one stay fresh in that bag?

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  • lenny9651 July 6, 2012

    the bag with the patented "stay fresh" air tight seal

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  • sharkbait July 6, 2012

    seal-a-meal

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  • preferemshaved July 6, 2012

    You gotta preserve em or they get spoiled and you'll have to throw them out!

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  • vulture July 6, 2012

    she must be riddled with STD's but your safe now

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  • biggertalk July 6, 2012

    this is actual size

    -8
  • angeldreamer July 6, 2012

    Buy in the Slut'R'Us

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  • assclown July 6, 2012

    If you're going to seal a bitch in a bag, no air holes you slag motherfucker! Where's my duct tape?

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  • crazyvet July 6, 2012

    This is how I pack my slut for a trip.

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  • acemc July 6, 2012

    that's how the pussy stays fresh 5x longer

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  • yomammasass July 6, 2012

    Just a fold at the waist, and a tuck of the head, and our amazing new Stor-a-Slut will fit conveniently in your carry-on luggage! Be one of the first 50 callers and we'll send you a SECOND Store-a-Slut for the same low price of $49.95 and WE'LL even handle the SHIPPING! These sluts make wonderful Christmas gifts, so go to your phone and order NOW!

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  • potrostation July 6, 2012

    Oh.That's how you keep the dead whore from stinking up the trunk.

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  • doc_ock July 7, 2012

    Vacuum sealed for freashness

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  • ohwickedwendi July 7, 2012

    Blow up doll--you're doing it wrong.

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