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posted by Adam H. on 7/6/2012

Slut In A Bag

Awesome! My mail order slut from Russia just arrived today. I haven't opened her up yet, but I'm about to see if she was worth the money. A thorough inspection is needed first, so you can call my flesh log Inspector.

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marcodufour

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I hung her up and accidentally put the coat hanger through the back of her head, fuck it.....

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 11:27 AM

poida

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the socket for the creme fraiche is a little high

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 11:41 AM

jman1

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Sealed for your protection

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 11:44 AM

frankdrebin

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"i bagged that slut yesterday"

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 11:54 AM

shadowarrior

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My slut has expired so i’m disposing her off in a sealed bag. Hygeine first you know

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 11:59 AM

nativenatas

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All parts not included!

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 12:11 PM

rockinron

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how long will one stay fresh in that bag?

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 1:05 PM

lenny9651

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the bag with the patented "stay fresh" air tight seal

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 1:23 PM

sharkbait

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seal-a-meal

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 1:32 PM

preferemshaved

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You gotta preserve em or they get spoiled and you'll have to throw them out!

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 1:36 PM

vulture

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she must be riddled with STD’s but your safe now

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 1:49 PM

biggertalk

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this is actual size

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 3:11 PM

angeldreamer

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Buy in the Slut’R’Us

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 3:34 PM

assclown

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If you’re going to seal a bitch in a bag, no air holes you slag motherfucker! Where’s my duct tape?

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 4:27 PM

crazyvet

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This is how I pack my slut for a trip.

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 4:28 PM

acemc

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that’s how the pussy stays fresh 5x longer

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 4:48 PM

yomammasass

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Just a fold at the waist, and a tuck of the head, and our amazing new Stor-a-Slut will fit conveniently in your carry-on luggage! Be one of the first 50 callers and we’ll send you a SECOND Store-a-Slut for the same low price of $49.95 and WE’LL even handle the SHIPPING! These sluts make wonderful Christmas gifts, so go to your phone and order NOW!

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 7:56 PM

potrostation

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Oh.That’s how you keep the dead whore from stinking up the trunk.

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 8:13 PM

doc_ock

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Vacuum sealed for freashness

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posted on: 07-06-12 @ 11:16 PM

ohwickedwendi

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Blow up doll--you’re doing it wrong.

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posted on: 07-07-12 @ 10:36 PM

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