What's wrong, Miss Piggy? Did you forget to wipe after your morning coffee and donut shit? Better dig in deep and get to the source of that itch. Make sure you let your partner smell your finger when you're done.
And i thought it was only me that liked to finger Miss Piggy.
She's just inserting her buttplug back
Trying to hold that fart in so the flames don't come this way!
so that's where the bomb switch was
morning ass sex left her sore all day
Pick a winner, baby.
mmmm itchy fanny...i was told that was an Italian motorbike
Just picking a good seat to see the hot show..
Bet it smells like bacon
now smell your hand you sick bitch.
me thinks theres more than one thing burning in this picture!
That Mrs Sanchez, she's dirty.
She was getting gang banged in the locker room when the call CAME IN.
She's shoving her thumb back up her ass waiting to the fire dept.
stuffed pork its WATS for dinner!!!!!!!
She's feeling a little butt-hurt.
Ass of the crabs.
the house is'nt the only thiong burning in this picture.
"It's going to be a long day. I should have brought an extra pad."
she suddenly regrets eating the burrito off that truck
She Probably looted all the fine jewelry and goodies out of the blazing house, and now she's hiding bounty in the safest place she knows..
OR maybe she grabbed some coal from the fire, and is trying to stuff it up her omega tight cop ass to make some diamonds of her own..