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posted by Henry M. on 7/14/2012

Real Man's Body Mod!

This is fuckin awesome and rediculous at the same god-damned time. What would possess you to do this kind of shit? I'm at a lose as to why but, I guess the machete is now considered jewelery instead of a face-hacking tool.
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crazie
sick!
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 12:35 PM

poida
im not surprised considering the thickness of his glasses
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 12:42 PM

superhotdom
Look at his face, Pure Gangsta! Whats up? WHATS UP? WHAT IS UP? NIGGA!!!!
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 12:45 PM

potrostation
Nigger-ca-bob
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 12:56 PM

shadowarrior
Fake!! nigs don’t wear glasses
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 12:58 PM

crazyvet
Bet he wishes he used a smaller knife.
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 1:08 PM

vulture
FAKE the blades not straight
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 1:09 PM

rockinron
looks like someone with a machette finally found waldo!
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 1:15 PM

lenny9651
big deal thats old as hell, steve martin was doing the fake arrow through the head bit back in the ’70s
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 2:09 PM

sirfartsalot
Try harder next time. This one is still walking around.
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 2:16 PM

biggertalk
fake and gay
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 2:17 PM

preferemshaved
^^^^ great reference.
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 2:18 PM

killtacular
Actually, it’s part of an African "Magic Sword Festival". Orisa, the God of All Metals, is known as a Head Deity/Guardian Angel. It is said that a person possessed by an Orisa can not be harmed by any metal thing. They pass large blades through their necks, and even their arms to show that the spirit of an Orisa is using them as a host. But still, it’s some hardcore shit. Those motherfuckers have balls!
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 3:05 PM

rodgtard
The African sword festival they pass the blade thru his skull as to not hurt anything that way.
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 3:59 PM

rodeye2
This is the village’s one and only butcher.
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 4:21 PM

sleeko
¡ʇoıpı uɐ ʇɐɥʍ
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 5:09 PM

ohwickedwendi
Do it again!
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 5:49 PM

tonkpils420
not harm them eh his brain matter oozin out of his neck hole he cant feel his toes either i bet
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posted on: 07-14-12 @ 7:49 PM

yomammasass
Someone may have gotten a bit overenthusiastic about lancing his giant neck cyst, but they sure as hell tapped into some great cheeze!! Mothafuckers shoulda’ made a video.
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posted on: 07-15-12 @ 12:14 AM

ryublood
New jewel accessory to the extreme.
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posted on: 07-15-12 @ 12:29 AM

nativenatas
Red balls is hell of a drug!
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posted on: 07-15-12 @ 2:24 AM

dozer67
He did it wrong... he’s still alive!
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posted on: 07-15-12 @ 9:00 PM

briskman11
All I can think is "Hide your wife Hide your kids....hahah"
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posted on: 07-17-12 @ 2:32 AM

nofnof
Now sing me a song!
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posted on: 07-26-12 @ 6:14 AM

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