The Human Stapler

I've never seen anyone so happy about getting cut open and stapled back together. It doesn't look all that great to me. It would be pretty awesome though if instead of writing stuff like “pressure” on him, the doctor drew giant dicks. Nothing helps heal the sick like laughter, and drawing dicks on people is always funny.

25 Comments
  • yomammasass July 17, 2012

    B=======D...

    -2
  • shadowarrior July 17, 2012

    His ass might've fallen off

    +1
  • bucknuts July 17, 2012

    He's smiling cuz even tho they opened him up from steem to stern they still didn't find his stash.,.,.,.,.,.,,.

    +3
  • two-hats July 17, 2012

    He's gonna be ok, they've operated on him and he's in a "staple" condition.

    +6
  • potrostation July 17, 2012

    Worst tummy tuck EVER!

    +1
  • crazyvet July 17, 2012

    He will be able to compare scars with anyone now.

    +0
  • rockinron July 17, 2012

    wtf dude! i thought you just went in for an oil change! not a fucking rebuild!

    +3
  • arathron July 17, 2012

    looks painful, let's poke it with a stick

    +3
  • sharkbait July 17, 2012

    Don't tell him any side splitters without safety glasses.

    +2
  • wickedmule July 17, 2012

    Holy shit! I wonder what happened to him? I guess they found all of the pieces to put him back together. That had to have hurt like a mother.

    +1
  • biggertalk July 17, 2012

    gay

    -10
  • vulture July 17, 2012

    he'll not be smiling when they take that lot out

    +1
  • lenny9651 July 17, 2012

    make up a good story about getting that scar cause ladys love a tough guy

    +0
  • kush_mcnuggets July 17, 2012

    Definition of "Splitting your sides with laughter."

    +0
  • happyjack July 17, 2012

    Imagine the pain he would feel if you made him laugh.

    +0
  • spartan22407 July 17, 2012

    He's an al Qaeda terrorist. They just sewed into him explosives...The latest in human IEDs...FUCKERS.

    +0
  • ghosthunter July 17, 2012

    Smile on his face tells me, he is very happy to be alive! Get well soon bro!

    +1
  • briskman11 July 17, 2012

    I'll give ya a dollar to tickle him just to see him burst!!!

    +0
  • cunalingus July 17, 2012

    "Hey Mom! Look! Im a Baseball!"

    +2
  • dozer67 July 17, 2012

    this guy fell to peaces after the forums went down..

    +2
  • rodeye2 July 18, 2012

    I didn't think sex change ops went that far.

    +1
  • lowerdtalk July 18, 2012

    If you had the dose of morphin that he just took, you'd be smiling to

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 18, 2012

    Shredder??

    +0
  • killkenny July 19, 2012

    He went into the old CS forums & tried to act like an ass but got tore up like all asses did until Jay pussed out, gave up, and said "Fuck IT!" Happy now trolls?

    +1
  • phlebot615 July 20, 2012

    ziiiiiiiiiiiiip.....wait.Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip smmo.

    +0
 
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