There you are sitting at a red light, updating your facebook status. On your merry way to work. When Dickbag Douchington's cunt daughter is texting and driving his Corvette. Corvette enema!
1-800-947-auto. This is going to be an Expensive phone call
how you get the beans above the your frank???
thanks to the fresh lube job it slipped right in there
Women and cars. A deadly pair.
Hold on let me tweet this. \"under a camery\"
Good job backing up straight, but ummm.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
the gieco lizards gonna shit when he see's this one!!
it's a corvette, it couldn't happen to a nicer douchebag
Fucking rich people...
Would you check my tailpipes while your under there?
This is how the Toyota Supra was born.
who the fuck puts those ugly ass rims on a mustang
"Hello, State Farm insurance?"
Whites tow truck and a white car holding a black car down. That's Racist!
cocktard just kill yourself how many times i gotta tell ya.