Deep in the heart of texas!

Another fine automotive modification from the great state of Texas! Gotta say, the more I see this shit, the more it makes sense. If I had one of those bumpers on my truck I could run into whatever I want to and just hit the local hardware store for another one. Genius!

28 Comments
  • frankdrebin July 27, 2012

    fast forward 1000 years and rednecks will be doing this to their space ships

    +10
  • bucknuts July 27, 2012

    I LIKE IT!!

    +2
  • preferemshaved July 27, 2012

    The slow and the inbred.

    -1
  • yomammasass July 27, 2012

    Pinto w/ a wooden front bumper = quintessence of white trash high-life. Bumper option increases flammability.

    -5
  • yomammasass July 27, 2012

    Owner uses car to help him compete in chili competitions -- you can tell by the stains he's already bagged four tasty armadillos!

    -2
  • unlimitdinches July 27, 2012

    I like the fact that the person added holes for air flow. At least they were thinking

    +4
  • lenny9651 July 27, 2012

    jaywalkers will be picking splinters out of their asses for weeks

    +9
  • rockinron July 27, 2012

    wtf? my ford ranger has a wood bumper, so whats the problem?

    -1
  • crazyvet July 27, 2012

    I wouldn't put more than a few dollars into a fucking Ford either.

    +4
  • biggertalk July 27, 2012

    fucking trash.

    -8
  • straticus July 27, 2012

    The only way to make a ford more valuable.

    +5
  • boppalilbit July 27, 2012

    He does have half of his pine box made already.

    -1
  • oldunclejohn July 27, 2012

    Fuck this car....where are the forums?

    -1
  • dazzza July 27, 2012

    F.O.R.D "Fix Or Repair Daily".

    +2
  • kush_mcnuggets July 27, 2012

    All its missing is 3 1/2 inch deck screws facing outward for any pedestrians who Think they have the right of way, but are actually IN the way..

    +6
  • straticus July 27, 2012

    FORD= Fuck Our Ride Died, Fucker Only Rolls Downhill, Found On Road Dead. Backwards Ford is Driver Returns On Foot.

    +2
  • rodgtard July 27, 2012

    It's a vast improvement over the government mandated "5 mile an hour" factory bumper. could have painted it blue though.

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi July 27, 2012

    I would have to go with steel, myself--then whatever I hit wouldn't have a chance to hurt me. Just sayin.

    -5
  • rockinron July 27, 2012

    FORD- Fucked,Over,Rebuilt,Dumpster.

    -4
  • biggertalk July 27, 2012

    you're so fucking cockinron

    -8
  • biggertalk July 27, 2012

    clever***

    -8
  • lenny9651 July 27, 2012

    ^^^but your not

    +5
  • potrostation July 27, 2012

    Safer then the stock plastic bumper.

    +4
  • biggertalk July 27, 2012

    it's you're you motherfucker! Basic spelling!

    -3
  • mobliz July 28, 2012

    F-ucked O-ver R-ebuilt D-odge

    +0
  • salchichon July 28, 2012

    Mexican cattle plower. FORD. First On Race Day.

    Chevrolet is French for Fagot.

    -1
  • drunkard July 28, 2012

    Our escort service brings the wood to you.

    +1
  • potrostation July 28, 2012

    ^ funny faggot is french and it means bundle of sticks.^

    +1
 
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