Roses are red, violets are blue, your asshole's so worn out you can be worn as a shoe! I don't know about this whole pink socking yourself with vacuum pressure. I'm from the old school where you're supposed to push that shit out!
When a man's fist isn't painful enough!Dyson's new turbo salad tosser!
Imagine tossing this bitch into space, look like a jack in the box.
There once was a guy in Nantucket, who could fit his whole prostrate in a bucket.....
^and when the power switch was hit, he'd fill the bucket with shit, and all the japs would use straws to suck it.
oh damn, numberonefan is back
Now i know why adam hadn't posted anything this week
If all the piercings weren't enough he just sucked out his asshole with a shop vac.
mattyc selfpost. :0
^^^Great comments. I wouldn't even try to top those.
how would you know it's mattyc cocktard?
I seriously had sex with a cat once.
if you're wondering what happened to his dick, it's getting sucked out of his ass. finally this dude took some genius' advice fucked himself.
Is that what some of you are doing while waiting for the forums to be back up
my cat had a bigger dick that...has to get his kicks elsewere i guess
Wouldn't want to be behind this guy at airport security.
These are the games the infidel passes his time with as we prepare to fulfill Allah's will. We will have our Caliphate!
Adam, keep your vacation pictures to yourself
Geeze I wish I didn't see that.,.,.,.,.,.
Wiggertroll, dont deny that you took, then sent the pic in. Do those rings hang up in your ass hair?
holy crist I had no idea you could even pierce you TAINT..
Just goes to show you, there's a market for everything...
Next time try Dynomite.
Roses are red violets are blue looking at this picture made me spew puke all over the place.
Man that really sucks
dude needs some fucking mental help. tender loving medication