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posted by Henry M. on 7/28/2012

Roses Are Red!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your asshole's so worn out you can be worn as a shoe! I don't know about this whole pink socking yourself with vacuum pressure. I'm from the old school where you're supposed to push that shit out!

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potrostation

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When a man’s fist isn’t painful enough!Dyson’s new turbo salad tosser!

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 1:16 PM

assclown

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Imagine tossing this bitch into space, look like a jack in the box.

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 1:23 PM

ohwickedwendi

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There once was a guy in Nantucket, who could fit his whole prostrate in a bucket.....

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 1:29 PM

rockinron

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^and when the power switch was hit, he’d fill the bucket with shit, and all the japs would use straws to suck it.

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 1:38 PM

lenny9651

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oh damn, numberonefan is back

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 1:48 PM

shadowarrior

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Now i know why adam hadn’t posted anything this week

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 1:48 PM

preferemshaved

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If all the piercings weren't enough he just sucked out his asshole with a shop vac.

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 2:04 PM

rodgtard

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mattyc selfpost. :0

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 2:08 PM

crazyvet

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^^^Great comments. I wouldn’t even try to top those.

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 2:28 PM

biggertalk

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how would you know it’s mattyc cocktard?

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 2:31 PM

2indastink

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I seriously had sex with a cat once.

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 3:33 PM

frankdrebin

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if you’re wondering what happened to his dick, it’s getting sucked out of his ass. finally this dude took some genius’ advice fucked himself.

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 3:54 PM

unlimitdinches

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Is that what some of you are doing while waiting for the forums to be back up

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 4:10 PM

vulture

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my cat had a bigger dick that...has to get his kicks elsewere i guess

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 6:54 PM

uncze9

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Wouldn’t want to be behind this guy at airport security.

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 7:35 PM

mikeawk

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These are the games the infidel passes his time with as we prepare to fulfill Allah’s will. We will have our Caliphate!

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 7:38 PM

pizzapie

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Adam, keep your vacation pictures to yourself

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 8:41 PM

bucknuts

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Geeze I wish I didn’t see that.,.,.,.,.,.

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 9:06 PM

rodgtard

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Wiggertroll, dont deny that you took, then sent the pic in. Do those rings hang up in your ass hair?

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posted on: 07-28-12 @ 11:24 PM

bigolandy

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holy crist I had no idea you could even pierce you TAINT..

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posted on: 07-29-12 @ 1:39 AM

mrbigglesworth

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Just goes to show you, there’s a market for everything...

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posted on: 07-29-12 @ 3:53 AM

ghosthunter

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Next time try Dynomite.

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posted on: 07-29-12 @ 10:35 AM

bite-me71

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Roses are red violets are blue looking at this picture made me spew puke all over the place.

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posted on: 07-30-12 @ 2:21 AM

clunt

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Man that really sucks

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posted on: 07-30-12 @ 4:39 AM

ducknasty

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dude needs some fucking mental help. tender loving medication

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posted on: 09-06-12 @ 11:50 PM

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