Roses are red!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your asshole's so worn out you can be worn as a shoe! I don't know about this whole pink socking yourself with vacuum pressure. I'm from the old school where you're supposed to push that shit out!

25 Comments
  • potrostation July 28, 2012

    When a man's fist isn't painful enough!Dyson's new turbo salad tosser!

    +8
  • assclown July 28, 2012

    Imagine tossing this bitch into space, look like a jack in the box.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 28, 2012

    There once was a guy in Nantucket, who could fit his whole prostrate in a bucket.....

    +8
  • rockinron July 28, 2012

    ^and when the power switch was hit, he'd fill the bucket with shit, and all the japs would use straws to suck it.

    +7
  • lenny9651 July 28, 2012

    oh damn, numberonefan is back

    +1
  • shadowarrior July 28, 2012

    Now i know why adam hadn't posted anything this week

    +1
  • preferemshaved July 28, 2012

    If all the piercings weren't enough he just sucked out his asshole with a shop vac.

    +1
  • rodgtard July 28, 2012

    mattyc selfpost. :0

    +3
  • crazyvet July 28, 2012

    ^^^Great comments. I wouldn't even try to top those.

    +4
  • biggertalk July 28, 2012

    how would you know it's mattyc cocktard?

    -9
  • 2indastink July 28, 2012

    I seriously had sex with a cat once.

    -2
  • frankdrebin July 28, 2012

    if you're wondering what happened to his dick, it's getting sucked out of his ass. finally this dude took some genius' advice fucked himself.

    +2
  • unlimitdinches July 28, 2012

    Is that what some of you are doing while waiting for the forums to be back up

    -2
  • vulture July 28, 2012

    my cat had a bigger dick that...has to get his kicks elsewere i guess

    -1
  • uncze9 July 28, 2012

    Wouldn't want to be behind this guy at airport security.

    +2
  • mikeawk July 28, 2012

    These are the games the infidel passes his time with as we prepare to fulfill Allah's will. We will have our Caliphate!

    -3
  • pizzapie July 28, 2012

    Adam, keep your vacation pictures to yourself

    +1
  • bucknuts July 28, 2012

    Geeze I wish I didn't see that.,.,.,.,.,.

    +0
  • rodgtard July 29, 2012

    Wiggertroll, dont deny that you took, then sent the pic in. Do those rings hang up in your ass hair?

    -1
  • bigolandy July 29, 2012

    holy crist I had no idea you could even pierce you TAINT..

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth July 29, 2012

    Just goes to show you, there's a market for everything...

    +1
  • ghosthunter July 29, 2012

    Next time try Dynomite.

    +2
  • bite-me71 July 30, 2012

    Roses are red violets are blue looking at this picture made me spew puke all over the place.

    +0
  • clunt July 30, 2012

    Man that really sucks

    +0
  • ducknasty September 7, 2012

    dude needs some fucking mental help. tender loving medication

    +0
 
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