Officer Lard Ass On Duty

Seriously, how is this fat, lazy fuck suppose to be of any value at all to a police force? The motherfucker can't even tie his own shoes, let alone stop a criminal. I'm sure he's easily bribed with a donut or two.

30 Comments
  • shadowarrior August 1, 2012

    Obama loves fat white bi......oh fuck this is sick

    -1
  • koon August 1, 2012

    that's just fucked up.

    +2
  • frankdrebin August 1, 2012

    the quote on the bottom of the door is "committed to intensive care unit"

    +2
  • ludenlasivius August 1, 2012

    What I wanna know is, how the FUCK did he get that gunbelt on?!?!?!

    +2
  • ludenlasivius August 1, 2012

    Dude's laughing because he knows he can tell the judge that the cop ate the evidence.

    +4
  • spaulding August 1, 2012

    He's sweating and out of breath writing that ticket.

    +4
  • 2indastink August 1, 2012

    He's the burger police, arresting people for looking healthy, the fat cunt.

    +4
  • tgarner August 1, 2012

    He must have a partner because there ain't not way he's getting that behind the steering wheel of a Crown Vic!

    +3
  • ghosthunter August 1, 2012

    Officer tubby patrols all the dunkin donuts in town.

    +3
  • sleeko August 1, 2012

    This COP never fails to pay his union dues.

    +7
  • vulture August 1, 2012

    cops should have a fitness test every year...fail and your out

    +4
  • lenny9651 August 1, 2012

    run kid, there's no way he's gonna catch you

    +6
  • kush_mcnuggets August 1, 2012

    goddamn. like r u serious? how the fuck r they allowed to let a fat ass piece of shit like that stay on the force? seriously.. fuck unions..

    +5
  • biggertalk August 1, 2012

    American runs on Dunkin'

    -5
  • drunkard August 1, 2012

    When they said it's time to "re-tire", they didn't mean put on another 80 pounds.

    +4
  • rockinron August 1, 2012

    this cop will blow you away if you even think of breaking any law while he is on his donut break.

    +3
  • hickory August 1, 2012

    The Ham burgler is at the top of his most wanted list

    +3
  • boppalilbit August 1, 2012

    I have the feeling that cop still lives with his parents

    +4
  • crackerkiller9 August 1, 2012

    typical dumb whites. waste of human life

    -10
  • number1dnvrfan August 1, 2012

    What police dept. is this? Anyone know? Most of them have some physical requirements this one would never pass. Who makes a uniform that big? Oh yeah, Omar the tent maker.

    +2
  • number1dnvrfan August 1, 2012

    Wadda ya think, this kid is reporting a crime and this is what comes out to take the report. 'Splains why he ain't runnin'....

    +2
  • potrostation August 1, 2012

    Fatty cant reach the hand cuffs on his belt.

    +4
  • preferemshaved August 1, 2012

    No super tight tiny sleeved uniform for this tub of shit.

    +2
  • chimiami August 1, 2012

    You could walk faster then he could run.... Fucking pathetic! There's a bout 5 grand plus in tax payers money making his ass fat!!

    +1
  • pizzapie August 2, 2012

    Fat Fuck

    +1
  • rodgtard August 2, 2012

    For every Nigger that he has had to arrest he gained 1 pound. Looks like he is a cop in Detroit.

    +3
  • clunt August 2, 2012

    To protect and serve... jelly rolls.

    +1
  • zealant August 2, 2012

    I didn't realize Oldunclejohn was in Law Enforcement.

    +1
  • number1dnvrfan August 2, 2012

    ^^^ actually, he's not. He's just impersonating a police officer. There really can't be a Police Dept. that would allow that.

    +1
  • number1dnvrfan August 2, 2012

    Even its haircut is outside of regs.

    +1
 
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