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posted by Adam H. on 8/1/2012

Officer Lard Ass On Duty

Seriously, how is this fat, lazy fuck suppose to be of any value at all to a police force? The motherfucker can't even tie his own shoes, let alone stop a criminal. I'm sure he's easily bribed with a donut or two.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
shadowarrior
Obama loves fat white bi......oh fuck this is sick
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 1:56 PM

koon
that’s just fucked up.
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 1:59 PM

frankdrebin
the quote on the bottom of the door is "committed to intensive care unit"
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 2:03 PM

ludenlasivius
What I wanna know is, how the FUCK did he get that gunbelt on?!?!?!
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 2:07 PM

ludenlasivius
Dude’s laughing because he knows he can tell the judge that the cop ate the evidence.
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 2:08 PM

spaulding
He’s sweating and out of breath writing that ticket.
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 2:09 PM

2indastink
He's the burger police, arresting people for looking healthy, the fat cunt.
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 2:15 PM

tgarner
He must have a partner because there ain’t not way he’s getting that behind the steering wheel of a Crown Vic!
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 2:34 PM

ghosthunter
Officer tubby patrols all the dunkin donuts in town.
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 2:34 PM

sleeko
This COP never fails to pay his union dues.
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 2:55 PM

vulture
cops should have a fitness test every year...fail and your out
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 3:09 PM

lenny9651
run kid, there’s no way he’s gonna catch you
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 3:19 PM

kush_mcnuggets
goddamn. like r u serious? how the fuck r they allowed to let a fat ass piece of shit like that stay on the force? seriously.. fuck unions..
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 3:45 PM

biggertalk
American runs on Dunkin’
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 4:10 PM

drunkard
When they said it’s time to "re-tire", they didn’t mean put on another 80 pounds.
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 5:22 PM

rockinron
this cop will blow you away if you even think of breaking any law while he is on his donut break.
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 5:40 PM

hickory
The Ham burgler is at the top of his most wanted list
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 5:46 PM

boppalilbit
I have the feeling that cop still lives with his parents
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 6:44 PM

crackerkiller9
typical dumb whites. waste of human life
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 7:26 PM

number1dnvrfan
What police dept. is this? Anyone know? Most of them have some physical requirements this one would never pass. Who makes a uniform that big? Oh yeah, Omar the tent maker.
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 7:37 PM

number1dnvrfan
Wadda ya think, this kid is reporting a crime and this is what comes out to take the report. ’Splains why he ain’t runnin’....
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 7:40 PM

potrostation
Fatty cant reach the hand cuffs on his belt.
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 7:46 PM

preferemshaved
No super tight tiny sleeved uniform for this tub of shit.
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 8:12 PM

chimiami
You could walk faster then he could run.... Fucking pathetic! There’s a bout 5 grand plus in tax payers money making his ass fat!!
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 10:37 PM

pizzapie
Fat Fuck
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posted on: 08-01-12 @ 11:17 PM

rodgtard
For every Nigger that he has had to arrest he gained 1 pound. Looks like he is a cop in Detroit.
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posted on: 08-02-12 @ 12:04 AM

clunt
To protect and serve... jelly rolls.
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posted on: 08-02-12 @ 12:57 PM

zealant
I didn’t realize Oldunclejohn was in Law Enforcement.
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posted on: 08-02-12 @ 5:55 PM

number1dnvrfan
^^^ actually, he’s not. He’s just impersonating a police officer. There really can’t be a Police Dept. that would allow that.
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posted on: 08-02-12 @ 8:18 PM

number1dnvrfan
Even its haircut is outside of regs.
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posted on: 08-02-12 @ 8:22 PM

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