Lemmie see what's in there!

It's such a damn shame that this guy decided to catch a machete too the face. I mean, look at that fine mustache he's rockin! That's one fine womb-broom if you ask me.

17 Comments
  • shadowarrior August 4, 2012

    I dont see any brains must be a mexican

    +1
  • 2indastink August 4, 2012

    Lick my gaping anus you seriously ugly bunch of piss flaps.

    +0
  • rodgtard August 4, 2012

    Must have a splitting headache

    +3
  • vulture August 4, 2012

    somebody after some sandwich filling

    +0
  • hickory August 4, 2012

    Don't let him get in your head.

    +0
  • lenny9651 August 4, 2012

    it's not like he injured anything he was using anyway

    +2
  • potrostation August 4, 2012

    I told you not to pick at it!

    +0
  • spartan22407 August 4, 2012

    If he ain't dead, he ain't happy.

    +0
  • biggertalk August 4, 2012

    you can hide stuff in there, like totally dude

    -7
  • rockinron August 4, 2012

    if he's not dead he's gonna wish he was when he wakes up

    +0
  • nh3kid August 4, 2012

    I dont think he made it

    +0
  • mattyc August 5, 2012

    hate to do it but gave cocktard a +1. that was funny

    +1
  • ryublood August 5, 2012

    MM... NO BRAIN GOTTEN BE MONKEY!

    +0
  • rodeye2 August 5, 2012

    Maybe he can fucking hear better now.

    +0
  • spartan22407 August 5, 2012

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [calling out to platoon] Left shoulder, hut!

    [Pyle accidentally puts his rifle on his right shoulder, then corrects quickly, but not before Hartman sees it. He walks up on him]

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle, what are you trying to do to my beloved Corps?

    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I don't know, sir!

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You are dumb, Private Pyle, but do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right?

    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then you did that on purpose! You wanna be different!

    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [slaps Pyle hard on the left hand side of his face] What side was that, Private Pyle?

    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, left side, sir!

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [shouts] Are you sure, Private Pyle?

    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [slaps him hard again, this time on right side of his face, knocking his hat off; shouts] What side was that, Private Pyle?

    Private Gomer Pyle: [nearly in tears] Sir, right side, sir!

    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't fuck with me again, Pyle! Pick up your fuckin' cover!

    Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!

    I guess Private Pyle fucked with Gunny one time too many...

    +0
  • nofnof August 7, 2012

    he's got half a mind to cuss that nosy doctor out!

    +0
  • shawndumb March 22, 2013

    So doc is it seriouse

    +0
 
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