Who needs a thumb anyway? All he ever did with it was stick it up his ass and suck on it. I guess playing with flash bangs isn't that great of an idea. Who would have thought?
Could still play as a catcher for the NY Yankees.
You sir now have a permanent thumb up your ass
Now he can both type and thumb at the same time
Dam id hate to see his Dick
now that's what i call an opposable thumb
First day on the Bacon Slicer?
Giving a handjob to a buzzsaw is never a good idea.
Told you not to pet the Chimp !
he got tired jackin off and wanted a pocket pussy wish granted
thats some fine looking hand pussy right there!!
Thats what happens when you fuck the wrong goat
At least he lost an non-important digit.
Is anyone else getting hungry from looking at this cause its making me want a strawberryshort cake icecreme
Man shows up home early. WIfe asks why you home so early. He said, got caught sticking my dick in the bacon slicer. Horrified, the wife demands to know, what happened. He says, they fired her too.
not too many people say give me a High four!
If he couldn't fist fuck before he can now.
walk it off