I personally enjoy my balls being gently caressed by a woman with nimble fingers. He prefers clamps above his balls and hooks through his scrotum. Whatever works I guess.
he's gay and his first hand job was from edward cissorshand.
The new small penis Mars lander
His wife caught him at the brothel and brought him home in a nutcuff
Guy to a doctor: hey doc my balls are turning blue
Doctor: hmm let me see....(the guy drops his pants)...your balls have poisoning i'm sorry but i have to cut them off otherwise it'll spread to the whole body
Guy: if it's like that i have no choice cut them off
(the doctor cuts off the testicles)
After two days the guy again comes
Guy: hey doc my dick is also turning blue
Doctor: then i have to cut it off otherwise the poisoning will spread to your whole body. I'll fit a pipe in there so you can urinate
Guy: ok then do it if my life is at stake
(the doctor cuts off the dick and fits a pipe in place of it)
Guy: hey doc my pipe also turned blue what the hell is happening?
Doctor (smiling with joy): i finally figured it out you have no poisoning after all YOUR BLUE JEANS ARE LOSING THEIR COLOR
i feel like kicking it
Time to sharpen the AX
Only a white guy would do that
Id troll this whole fag up and down the coasts to try and hook sharks that are scaring the public... Never mind probably would hook Mittens....
I cam see why tucking is comfortable for this dud.
@unlimitedinches yes 'cause black guys don't have balls
another CRACKER dick torturing moment
gives us the codes!
"We have such sights to show you" Thanks but no thanks there Pin Head!
a few more hole and he could use his scrot as a stainer
I've seen worse try harder you pussy.
I'm serious it's never non-whites torturing their dicks like that.
UMMMMM ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, WHY WOULD YOU ????
How did a picture of my cock get on this site?
The difference between pussy whipped and hooked.
This is what happens when Mr. Slave teaches sex ed.
Why the flying faggot fuck would anyone do this shit to them selves..