All Hooked Up

I personally enjoy my balls being gently caressed by a woman with nimble fingers. He prefers clamps above his balls and hooks through his scrotum. Whatever works I guess.

22 Comments
  • rockinron September 3, 2012

    he's gay and his first hand job was from edward cissorshand.

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  • marcodufour September 3, 2012

    The new small penis Mars lander

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  • shadowarior September 3, 2012

    His wife caught him at the brothel and brought him home in a nutcuff

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  • shadowarior September 3, 2012

    Guy to a doctor: hey doc my balls are turning blue

    Doctor: hmm let me see....(the guy drops his pants)...your balls have poisoning i'm sorry but i have to cut them off otherwise it'll spread to the whole body

    Guy: if it's like that i have no choice cut them off

    (the doctor cuts off the testicles)

    After two days the guy again comes

    Guy: hey doc my dick is also turning blue

    Doctor: then i have to cut it off otherwise the poisoning will spread to your whole body. I'll fit a pipe in there so you can urinate

    Guy: ok then do it if my life is at stake

    (the doctor cuts off the dick and fits a pipe in place of it)

    After two days the guy again comes

    Guy: hey doc my pipe also turned blue what the hell is happening?

    Doctor (smiling with joy): i finally figured it out you have no poisoning after all YOUR BLUE JEANS ARE LOSING THEIR COLOR

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  • azzholee September 3, 2012

    i feel like kicking it

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  • pizzapie September 3, 2012

    Time to sharpen the AX

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  • unlimitdinches September 3, 2012

    Only a white guy would do that

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  • boppalilbit September 3, 2012

    Id troll this whole fag up and down the coasts to try and hook sharks that are scaring the public... Never mind probably would hook Mittens....

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  • potrostation September 3, 2012

    I cam see why tucking is comfortable for this dud.

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  • shadowarior September 3, 2012

    @unlimitedinches yes 'cause black guys don't have balls

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  • crackerkiller September 3, 2012

    another CRACKER dick torturing moment

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  • frankdrebin September 3, 2012

    gives us the codes!

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  • nh3kid September 3, 2012

    "We have such sights to show you" Thanks but no thanks there Pin Head!

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  • vulture September 3, 2012

    a few more hole and he could use his scrot as a stainer

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  • two-hats September 3, 2012

    I've seen worse try harder you pussy.

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  • biggertalk September 3, 2012

    I'm serious it's never non-whites torturing their dicks like that.

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  • me68 September 3, 2012

    UMMMMM ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, WHY WOULD YOU ????

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  • morbuis669 September 3, 2012

    How did a picture of my cock get on this site?

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  • whiskeysick September 4, 2012

    The difference between pussy whipped and hooked.

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  • mrbigglesworth September 4, 2012

    This is what happens when Mr. Slave teaches sex ed.

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  • clunt September 4, 2012

    Why?

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  • ghosthunter September 4, 2012

    Why the flying faggot fuck would anyone do this shit to them selves..

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