Are you sure this is the right key? The door still won't open. It might be time to call the locksmith, or perhaps the cocksmith to get this shit working.
is that a ballcock lock
I bet henry M. wishes its was that easy to turn on adam by the turn of a key. but he has to blow him, anal rape him, and eat his asshole out.
henry would turn that key and dick knob so many times trying to jerk it open that it would leak lubricant all over his hand.
How did a picture of my cock get on this site?
We didn't realize your cock was that big, morbuis! That's more than a handfull.
Unlock the cock
It has to be a white guy.
^^^true 'cause blacks lack one
Pull that key out and you get cocka leaky soup.
The key to any mans heart.
I squirmed like a hooked worm when I got a Catheter. I think I'd pass out from a metal key in my pee hole.
Did you remember to pull before you twisted the key? It might take a few tries...
To much time on his hands..
This guy holds the key for 2indastinks future. (it's the key to the barn that holds the sheep)
Same faggot, different screen name.
Am I the only one wondering what the fuck is on his dick head? Is that some fucked up prison tattoo or some fucked up pattern of dick head veins?
What? You've never seen a big penis with a tattoo on his head before?