The Door Won't Unlock

Are you sure this is the right key? The door still won't open. It might be time to call the locksmith, or perhaps the cocksmith to get this shit working.

  • vulture September 4, 2012

    is that a ballcock lock

  • chupamiverga September 4, 2012

    I bet henry M. wishes its was that easy to turn on adam by the turn of a key. but he has to blow him, anal rape him, and eat his asshole out.

  • rockinron September 4, 2012

    henry would turn that key and dick knob so many times trying to jerk it open that it would leak lubricant all over his hand.

  • morbuis669 September 4, 2012

    How did a picture of my cock get on this site?

  • xizang September 4, 2012

    We didn't realize your cock was that big, morbuis! That's more than a handfull.

  • shadowarior September 4, 2012

    Unlock the cock

  • biggertalk September 4, 2012

    It has to be a white guy.

  • shadowarior September 4, 2012

    ^^^true 'cause blacks lack one

  • marcodufour September 4, 2012

    Pull that key out and you get cocka leaky soup.

  • whiskeysick September 4, 2012

    The key to any mans heart.

  • potrostation September 4, 2012

    I squirmed like a hooked worm when I got a Catheter. I think I'd pass out from a metal key in my pee hole.

  • txdo_msk September 4, 2012

    Did you remember to pull before you twisted the key? It might take a few tries...

  • ghosthunter September 4, 2012

    To much time on his hands..

  • boppalilbit September 5, 2012

    This guy holds the key for 2indastinks future. (it's the key to the barn that holds the sheep)

  • havanutha September 6, 2012

    Same faggot, different screen name.

  • augus1911 September 15, 2012

    Am I the only one wondering what the fuck is on his dick head? Is that some fucked up prison tattoo or some fucked up pattern of dick head veins?

  • xizang September 28, 2014

    What? You've never seen a big penis with a tattoo on his head before?

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