God Damn That's A Big Fat Ass!

How does somebody even get this fat? Isn't there a point where you say to yourself, "Hey, I'm a big fat lazy fuck that can't even wipe my own ass or piss without holding up my gut. Perhaps I should change my lifestyle." But I'm sure he orders diet Coke when he eats at McDonald's every day.

26 Comments
  • shadowarior September 5, 2012

    Seriouly jay, put some control on your diet

    +4
  • cypher79 September 5, 2012

    He had 2 kids when he got there but he accidentally sat on one

    +0
  • stevenh915 September 5, 2012

    how the fuck can you let yourself get like that? then have all kinds of medical problems that tax payers have to foot the bill for.

    +3
  • m1009 September 5, 2012

    Don't let him lean up agianst the ferris Wheel, he'll make it tilt

    +0
  • two-hats September 5, 2012

    He's not that fat really, he's stuffed some of his Kids up there to save on the entrants fee at the theme park....Poor Kids.

    +0
  • hickory September 5, 2012

    Now we know where all those turd pics come from

    +0
  • whiskeysick September 5, 2012

    Sorry sir you won't be able to ride the teacup...Himalaya...Ferris wheel....gravitron..practically none of these rides...I MIGHT be able to squeeze you in the pet a goat fence.

    +1
  • ghosthunter September 5, 2012

    Fried dough at the fair.. Hell ya..

    +0
  • ludenlasivius September 5, 2012

    Hell no whiskey... for the love of God don't let him near the goats...! He'll eat them sumbitches.

    -1
  • country_girrl September 5, 2012

    His ass is almost in the shape of a heart. Maybe he going for visual art.

    -1
  • biggertalk September 5, 2012

    Would you hit it?

    -5
  • sleeko September 5, 2012

    He's put'n way too trust in the railing.

    +0
  • vulture September 5, 2012

    does he dare fart in public

    +0
  • sparkles September 5, 2012

    He's not fat he's just big-boned!!!

    +0
  • rotech11 September 5, 2012

    why go to the fair if you cant even get on the rides? this dude is obvoisly a child molester and is scoping out his next target

    +0
  • txdo_msk September 5, 2012

    He's not fat, he's fluffy!

    -1
  • potrostation September 5, 2012

    He should be pulling a Tonka truck behind him flashing "Wide Load"

    +0
  • rockinron September 5, 2012

    no steven for alot of big folks the bad health comes first. trust me i went from 225lbs bench pressing 350 lbs to 400lbs after having 7 heart attacks and recently i had number 8 . it was all hereditary for me bad liver high colesterol and weak arterys. doc said i would not have lived if i hadnt been so physically strong when it all began. and now im due to check out before im 50 according to the dr. i guess thats what i get for living at 90mph all the time and having bad genes. so ya not all of us are fat fucks first.

    -2
  • boppalilbit September 5, 2012

    Just stole the nights supply of elephant ears.

    +0
  • spinal12 September 5, 2012

    THE HUMAN BEATBOX.

    +0
  • treehouse21 September 5, 2012

    Looks like he's smuggling an inner tube in his shorts.

    +0
  • yomammasass September 5, 2012

    God, I feel so bad, now...here we all thought cockinron was so damn fat because his momma took 42yrs to wean him.

    +0
  • -disturbed- September 5, 2012

    Poor little guy is butthurt he can't fit on that ride. Just to the left is a sign that reads " Ass must be this small to ride"

    -1
  • treehouse21 September 6, 2012

    ^SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.

    +1
  • havanutha September 6, 2012

    The "Guess Your Weight" guy is still in critical condition.

    +0
  • boofano September 6, 2012

    In America it's a normal size ass .....

    +2
 
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