This is apparently the result of a patient ripping his foley catheter out of his pisshole. Just the thought makes me cringe. I made an oath to my penis long ago that I would never intentionally hurt him, and I intend on keeping that promise.
you really think doc's gonna believe you fell on a firecracker it magically ignited?
That will ruin your hard on..
Oil's Susie was in Dyer need of a tampon but resorted to shoving a roll of toilet paper up her snatch 5 mins later.
I've heard of extreme masturbation, but this is rediculas.
Ummm... hey Adam... that tampon dangling from the top of the pic might be a clue that it's not a dick. Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking to for a second there. Never mind... carry on shoving that cuntsponge up your pisshole.
That's a cord that hospital patients pull to call for a nurse when they need help. Looks like you're another runner up for dumbest member on crazyshit, ludenlasivius?
ludenlasivius thats a call light string ya dumb douche bag and yes you can rupture your prostate by premature foley extraction. the guy musta been on some serious pain killers though to fuck himself up that bad.
Okay, well it looks like a tampon. Sorry, but I spend more time inside vaginas than hospitals. My bad.
what kind of hospital is this...i came in here with a ladder infecton and now im having a period
if you have a ladder in you then your going to have a period be you a woman or man. .
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He even lost his little hospital booties. This guy is going to have a real hard time pissing now.
My dick hurts.
plus one steven thats funny shit.
check the toilet for a baby haha
Kidney stones suck!
Nothing worse than lazy fucks that can't clean up their own dick blood.
ludenlasivius, no period ever looks like that! Do you honestly think women bleed like that? Wow.
Just another do-it-yourself abortion in a KFC bathroom.