Somebody's Dick Is Bleeding

This is apparently the result of a patient ripping his foley catheter out of his pisshole. Just the thought makes me cringe. I made an oath to my penis long ago that I would never intentionally hurt him, and I intend on keeping that promise.

20 Comments
  • shadowarior September 5, 2012

    you really think doc's gonna believe you fell on a firecracker it magically ignited?

    +0
  • ghosthunter September 5, 2012

    That will ruin your hard on..

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  • whiskeysick September 5, 2012

    Oil's Susie was in Dyer need of a tampon but resorted to shoving a roll of toilet paper up her snatch 5 mins later.

    -1
  • crazyvet September 5, 2012

    I've heard of extreme masturbation, but this is rediculas.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius September 5, 2012

    Ummm... hey Adam... that tampon dangling from the top of the pic might be a clue that it's not a dick. Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking to for a second there. Never mind... carry on shoving that cuntsponge up your pisshole.

    -10
  • Adam H. September 5, 2012

    That's a cord that hospital patients pull to call for a nurse when they need help. Looks like you're another runner up for dumbest member on crazyshit, ludenlasivius?

    +12
  • rockinron September 5, 2012

    ludenlasivius thats a call light string ya dumb douche bag and yes you can rupture your prostate by premature foley extraction. the guy musta been on some serious pain killers though to fuck himself up that bad.

    +4
  • biggertalk September 5, 2012

    Damn, son.

    -5
  • ludenlasivius September 5, 2012

    Okay, well it looks like a tampon. Sorry, but I spend more time inside vaginas than hospitals. My bad.

    -8
  • vulture September 5, 2012

    what kind of hospital is this...i came in here with a ladder infecton and now im having a period

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  • stevenh915 September 5, 2012

    if you have a ladder in you then your going to have a period be you a woman or man. .

    +1
  • pizzapie September 5, 2012

    shadowarior birth photo

    +0
  • number1dnvrfan September 5, 2012

    He even lost his little hospital booties. This guy is going to have a real hard time pissing now.

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  • potrostation September 5, 2012

    My dick hurts.

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  • rockinron September 5, 2012

    plus one steven thats funny shit.

    -1
  • thisbitch420 September 5, 2012

    check the toilet for a baby haha

    +0
  • treehouse21 September 5, 2012

    Kidney stones suck!

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  • -disturbed- September 5, 2012

    Nothing worse than lazy fucks that can't clean up their own dick blood.

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  • seabreeze September 5, 2012

    ludenlasivius, no period ever looks like that! Do you honestly think women bleed like that? Wow.

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  • havanutha September 6, 2012

    Just another do-it-yourself abortion in a KFC bathroom.

    +0
 
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