Better than dick!

That's a lot better than having a picture taken with a dude's dick in your face, that's for sure. If I woke up in that position, ole girl would have an asshole full of tongue! I'd smash it!

22 Comments
  • whiskeysick September 9, 2012

    If this happened to me everytime i passed out I'd make it a nightly thing. Or pretend to pass out and attack that sluts babymaker.

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  • two-hats September 9, 2012

    I never knew, Goatees are good for scratching an itchy ass.

    +1
  • urapnes1701d September 9, 2012

    I bet hes playing possum. In a few seconds hes going to dart that tongue into her pink sock.

    +1
  • shadowarior September 9, 2012

    where did you hide my xbox controller bitch?

    +0
  • preferemshaved September 9, 2012

    Now I would definetly be ok with that

    +1
  • potrostation September 9, 2012

    This is fun until he remembers there was one huge bitch at the party.

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  • vulture September 9, 2012

    he'll never appreciate the smell of that fart

    +1
  • biggertalk September 9, 2012

    Hope she doesn't drop a giant deuce!

    -4
  • rockinron September 9, 2012

    he's lucky she was asian!

    -2
  • dozer67 September 9, 2012

    Not after the can of beans she ate..

    +0
  • whiskeysick September 9, 2012

    Closest he ever got to pussy.

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  • whiskeysick September 9, 2012

    I keep resorting back to this broad...she is ducking bangin'

    -2
  • whiskeysick September 9, 2012

    Fucking*

    -2
  • spaulding September 9, 2012

    I bet that nasty bitches ass smells like rotting corn chunks. I'd tongue punch her ass kazoo anyways.

    +1
  • -disturbed- September 9, 2012

    @rockinron Put your bifocals on you dipshit! Asian...fuck, you are as retarded as everyone says.

    +0
  • rodeye2 September 9, 2012

    And that's her brother.

    +1
  • hickory September 10, 2012

    Umm, man hands, cough, cough

    +1
  • whiskeysick September 10, 2012

    Don't tell me that shit hickory...maybe she just works at a steel mill...yea...that's it.

    +0
  • clunt September 10, 2012

    Boy on boy...how quaint

    +0
  • theloonman September 10, 2012

    Fuckin' idiots are either too drunk or playing video games to take care of that woman's needs properly.

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  • pizzapie September 10, 2012

    Baby what did you eat last night?

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  • sufferkate December 6, 2012

    is that natalie portman? A really skinny Natalie.

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