Anyone Seen My Good Knife?

Dammit woman, that knife should be in your hand, chopping up some meat for my dinner, not halfway through your skull. I'm still hungry and there's no food on my plate. That is a woman, isn't it?

  • shadowarior September 10, 2012

    Not everyone tolerates womens' bitching

  • rockinron September 10, 2012


  • theloonman September 10, 2012

    She should have gotten him a sammich

  • whiskeysick September 10, 2012

    I think they carved the wrong pumpkin.

  • alickalotapus- September 10, 2012

    when will they learn?

  • crazyvet September 10, 2012

    Is she going to tell everyone she fell on it?

  • assclown September 10, 2012

    That's right lickpus people never fucking learn. A knife in the brain ain't enough, you have to separate the head from the body completely. Muslims know this because they all go to school to learn how to behead people and be fucking annoying as hell while doing it.

  • frankdrebin September 10, 2012

    Sweet knife block, Hannibal

  • unlimitdinches September 10, 2012

    Hope she learned her lesson

  • biggertalk September 10, 2012

    Next time he tells you to make him a sandwich he fucking means it.

  • preferemshaved September 10, 2012

    Just doing what we've all thought about.

  • cypher79 September 10, 2012

    She protected her

    Vital organs with her face

    Well played ma'lady well played

  • m1009 September 10, 2012

    knife is property of CrazyShit, now we just got to figure out which one of you crazy fuckers did it

  • atmydismay September 10, 2012

    Doctor did that cuz bitch didn't have any insurance!

  • luchtbrigade September 10, 2012

    the ref stopped the fight because he had a cut above his eye, those fights are allways a bit dissapointing:(

  • ghosthunter September 11, 2012

    Just pull the plug..

  • mochalex September 12, 2012

    I can think of a few places I'd rather get stabbed.

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