No More Bike Rides

Hey buddy, I found your other bike tire. The rim is pretty bent so you'll have to get a new one. I haven't seen your legs though. Are you sure they're not under you somewhere? You think I could get that part of your bike?

31 Comments
  • frankdrebin September 11, 2012

    "My bike!"

    +5
  • shadowarior September 11, 2012

    They see me rollin', they hatin'

    +6
  • vulture September 11, 2012

    now dont worry i know a good bike doctor he'll have that saddle out of your arse in no time

    +1
  • wisconsinjed September 11, 2012

    I wouldn't say "No more bike rides" just yet. Next thing you know he'll be zipping down the street by hanging upside down and peddling with his hands. Us human are mighty resourceful!

    -1
  • theloonman September 11, 2012

    Riden' dirty

    +0
  • whiskeysick September 11, 2012

    SHOULD'VE BEEN WEARING YOUR HELMET!

    +7
  • tgarner September 11, 2012

    ^^And how would that of helped??

    +2
  • tgarner September 11, 2012

    With no ass, he ain't never riding anything again!

    +0
  • spaulding September 11, 2012

    Run, we're under attack!

    +2
  • wisconsinjed September 11, 2012

    Looks like we have a celebrity of sorts with us today!! Fouad from "Family Guy" also known a tgarner has blessed us with his presence!

    -1
  • potroast666 September 11, 2012

    Shouldn't of been riding your bike in the fucking street. Serves you right.

    +1
  • unlimitdinches September 11, 2012

    Kaaaaaaaabooooooooom!

    -1
  • rockinron September 11, 2012

    is he dead?

    -5
  • rockinron September 11, 2012

    yet?

    -5
  • biggertalk September 11, 2012

    WTF?

    -3
  • crazyvet September 11, 2012

    African mine sweeper?

    +1
  • the_aristocrat September 11, 2012

    Guy in the blue beret \"Get up and lets reset for take two\"

    +0
  • m1009 September 11, 2012

    well i guess he's only half the man that he used to be

    +2
  • toesrus September 11, 2012

    Just put 125 grains in his temple, he'll feel better.

    +2
  • ghosthunter September 11, 2012

    He is a ticket for crossing the street asshole.

    +0
  • potrostation September 11, 2012

    Doping.

    +0
  • spellcheck September 11, 2012

    one less diversity candidate for europe.

    +0
  • mochalex September 11, 2012

    I'm gonna have to write you a ticket for cycling in the road!

    +0
  • boppalilbit September 12, 2012

    Honest officer it wasnt me how could I have been riding that bike with no legs?

    +0
  • bite-me71 September 12, 2012

    Good luck taking a shit or jacking off or running or what ever else you can do with your legs or dick or asshole. you are pretty much fucked.

    +0
  • sactownryder September 12, 2012

    Bigtalks mom has bigger skid marks in her mutherfuckin ball shorts.

    +1
  • suprtrukr September 12, 2012

    Capn Dan, you ain't got no legs......

    +0
  • stevenh915 September 12, 2012

    time to get a skate board bruh. . .

    +0
  • yeyo666 September 13, 2012

    "I told you guys my trick was the bomb"

    +0
  • kissarmy12 September 13, 2012

    WHERE'S THE REST OF YA

    +0
  • lorilee32 September 14, 2012

    How many rims did he have on that bike??

    +0
 
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