Hey buddy, I found your other bike tire. The rim is pretty bent so you'll have to get a new one. I haven't seen your legs though. Are you sure they're not under you somewhere? You think I could get that part of your bike?
They see me rollin', they hatin'
now dont worry i know a good bike doctor he'll have that saddle out of your arse in no time
I wouldn't say "No more bike rides" just yet. Next thing you know he'll be zipping down the street by hanging upside down and peddling with his hands. Us human are mighty resourceful!
SHOULD'VE BEEN WEARING YOUR HELMET!
^^And how would that of helped??
With no ass, he ain't never riding anything again!
Run, we're under attack!
Looks like we have a celebrity of sorts with us today!! Fouad from "Family Guy" also known a tgarner has blessed us with his presence!
Shouldn't of been riding your bike in the fucking street. Serves you right.
is he dead?
African mine sweeper?
Guy in the blue beret \"Get up and lets reset for take two\"
well i guess he's only half the man that he used to be
Just put 125 grains in his temple, he'll feel better.
He is a ticket for crossing the street asshole.
one less diversity candidate for europe.
I'm gonna have to write you a ticket for cycling in the road!
Honest officer it wasnt me how could I have been riding that bike with no legs?
Good luck taking a shit or jacking off or running or what ever else you can do with your legs or dick or asshole. you are pretty much fucked.
Bigtalks mom has bigger skid marks in her mutherfuckin ball shorts.
Capn Dan, you ain't got no legs......
time to get a skate board bruh. . .
"I told you guys my trick was the bomb"
WHERE'S THE REST OF YA
How many rims did he have on that bike??