Would You Hit It? Skinny Secretary

Did you see the new receptionist? She likes to spice things up a bit in the office. I think they hired her to boost company moral, and to remind employees the importance of taking time out to eat lunch. You're free to hit it on your break.

  • vulture September 11, 2012

    only if she promises not to snap

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  • shadowarior September 11, 2012

    Real slowly so as to avoid making a fire

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  • whiskeysick September 11, 2012

    Snap..Crackle..Pop. the sounds you would hear in the midst of fucking.

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  • assclown September 11, 2012

    Bet her bones feel like a plastic eraser.

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  • tgarner September 11, 2012

    Sure I would. And after she fixes me something to eat, I can use her to pick my teeth!

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  • spaulding September 11, 2012

    I'd hit that bitch harder than the office fat dude hits the toilet by 9 am.

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  • frankdrebin September 11, 2012

    can she even lift up the phone?

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  • potroast666 September 11, 2012

    Holocaust porn.

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  • rockinron September 11, 2012

    is she dead yet?

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  • biggertalk September 11, 2012

    I'd hit it with that fucking chair!

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  • 2indastink September 11, 2012

    Get back to work...... Fatty.

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  • jesse69 September 11, 2012

    Pass.

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  • ghosthunter September 11, 2012

    I would kill her if i did..

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  • potrostation September 11, 2012

    Only one of us can be on top;I'll let you guess who.

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  • bwooly September 11, 2012

    force feed her donuts for about a year and we'll talk

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  • spellcheck September 11, 2012

    Any nigger in a nightclub would be all over it. It's still an upgrade from one of those monstrosities known as bootylicious hoes.

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  • boppalilbit September 12, 2012

    I would be afraid if I shoved my dick down her throat I would break her back

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  • bloodandcum September 12, 2012

    id hit someone with her

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  • bite-me71 September 12, 2012

    She is so skinny you can tie a string on her an fly her like a kite. And no I will not hit it.

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  • sactownryder September 12, 2012

    Fuck yeah Id hit that. Looks like Rockinrons old lady. +10

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  • burp September 12, 2012

    bitch looks like Iggy Pop.

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