Would You Hit It? Skinny Secretary

Did you see the new receptionist? She likes to spice things up a bit in the office. I think they hired her to boost company moral, and to remind employees the importance of taking time out to eat lunch. You're free to hit it on your break.

21 Comments
  • vulture September 11, 2012

    only if she promises not to snap

    +0
  • shadowarior September 11, 2012

    Real slowly so as to avoid making a fire

    +1
  • whiskeysick September 11, 2012

    Snap..Crackle..Pop. the sounds you would hear in the midst of fucking.

    +3
  • assclown September 11, 2012

    Bet her bones feel like a plastic eraser.

    +1
  • tgarner September 11, 2012

    Sure I would. And after she fixes me something to eat, I can use her to pick my teeth!

    +1
  • spaulding September 11, 2012

    I'd hit that bitch harder than the office fat dude hits the toilet by 9 am.

    +3
  • frankdrebin September 11, 2012

    can she even lift up the phone?

    +4
  • potroast666 September 11, 2012

    Holocaust porn.

    +7
  • rockinron September 11, 2012

    is she dead yet?

    -7
  • biggertalk September 11, 2012

    I'd hit it with that fucking chair!

    -8
  • 2indastink September 11, 2012

    Get back to work...... Fatty.

    +4
  • jesse69 September 11, 2012

    Pass.

    +3
  • ghosthunter September 11, 2012

    I would kill her if i did..

    +3
  • potrostation September 11, 2012

    Only one of us can be on top;I'll let you guess who.

    +0
  • bwooly September 11, 2012

    force feed her donuts for about a year and we'll talk

    +3
  • spellcheck September 11, 2012

    Any nigger in a nightclub would be all over it. It's still an upgrade from one of those monstrosities known as bootylicious hoes.

    +5
  • boppalilbit September 12, 2012

    I would be afraid if I shoved my dick down her throat I would break her back

    +1
  • bloodandcum September 12, 2012

    id hit someone with her

    +0
  • bite-me71 September 12, 2012

    She is so skinny you can tie a string on her an fly her like a kite. And no I will not hit it.

    +1
  • sactownryder September 12, 2012

    Fuck yeah Id hit that. Looks like Rockinrons old lady. +10

    +4
  • burp September 12, 2012

    bitch looks like Iggy Pop.

    +3
 
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