What the fuck is going on here? Shingles and a broke dick? He can cover his legs and ass with all the lotion he needs, but that shit ain't straightening his cock out. That will teach him font to sprint full speed into the wall boner first.
that ompa lumpa's been fucking charlie's mom again.
His gal applies too much lipstick
someone stuck his dick in the hotsauce for the last time... and for my Nascar friends out there, there's your Martinsville hot dog.
His dick is looking at him in anger
What the fuck do you cum? Acid?
Now he's having second thoughts about raw dawgin that crack whore.
there was a young man from gwent whos prick in the middle was bent... so to save further trouble he shoved it in double...instead of comming he went
Red Hot Chile Johnson
Looks like his dick is the only thing he's ever beat.
That's cockinron after 5 mins with Adam and a case of bud.....
Looks like he fucked a mechanical bull. His junk wont ever be right.
Just die already.
Seems this scabby sod likes to rodger rats. He eventually came upon a bubonic plague flea. The pest enjoyed the cum bath so much it decided to treat the poor bastard to an inside-out blowjob. This is the tragic result.
The Doctor told him: "Hang in there, son! Trust me -- your raging fever WILL subside...just as soon as the eggs hatch..."
Cover your stump before you hump..
but 2indastink adam got it from you.
worlds first dog penis to human transplant?
Thats a young boy with meningitis. When it gets that bad it means they're getting ready to cut limbs off.
thats a young child.....very sad
Give the poor sap a loaded gun and a bottle of courage and let him "do the right thing".
Smurf gots a chuby
It's human Karkat!!!