I Think It's Broken

What the fuck is going on here? Shingles and a broke dick? He can cover his legs and ass with all the lotion he needs, but that shit ain't straightening his cock out. That will teach him font to sprint full speed into the wall boner first.

23 Comments
  • spellcheck September 13, 2012

    Jungle fever.

    +0
  • rockinron September 13, 2012

    that ompa lumpa's been fucking charlie's mom again.

    +0
  • shadowarior September 13, 2012

    His gal applies too much lipstick

    +0
  • frankdrebin September 13, 2012

    someone stuck his dick in the hotsauce for the last time... and for my Nascar friends out there, there's your Martinsville hot dog.

    +3
  • shadowarior September 13, 2012

    His dick is looking at him in anger

    +1
  • unlimitdinches September 13, 2012

    What the fuck do you cum? Acid?

    +4
  • preferemshaved September 13, 2012

    Now he's having second thoughts about raw dawgin that crack whore.

    +1
  • vulture September 13, 2012

    there was a young man from gwent whos prick in the middle was bent... so to save further trouble he shoved it in double...instead of comming he went

    +5
  • corruptedsob September 13, 2012

    Red Hot Chile Johnson

    +2
  • spaulding September 13, 2012

    Looks like his dick is the only thing he's ever beat.

    +2
  • 2indastink September 13, 2012

    That's cockinron after 5 mins with Adam and a case of bud.....

    +3
  • whiskeysick September 13, 2012

    Looks like he fucked a mechanical bull. His junk wont ever be right.

    +3
  • biggertalk September 13, 2012

    Just die already.

    -1
  • yomammasass September 13, 2012

    Seems this scabby sod likes to rodger rats. He eventually came upon a bubonic plague flea. The pest enjoyed the cum bath so much it decided to treat the poor bastard to an inside-out blowjob. This is the tragic result.

    +2
  • yomammasass September 13, 2012

    The Doctor told him: "Hang in there, son! Trust me -- your raging fever WILL subside...just as soon as the eggs hatch..."

    +2
  • ghosthunter September 13, 2012

    Cover your stump before you hump..

    +0
  • rockinron September 13, 2012

    but 2indastink adam got it from you.

    +2
  • drewchoctaw September 13, 2012

    worlds first dog penis to human transplant?

    +2
  • itsame September 13, 2012

    Thats a young boy with meningitis. When it gets that bad it means they're getting ready to cut limbs off.

    +0
  • d90girl September 13, 2012

    thats a young child.....very sad

    +0
  • bwooly September 13, 2012

    Give the poor sap a loaded gun and a bottle of courage and let him "do the right thing".

    +0
  • clunt September 14, 2012

    Smurf gots a chuby

    +0
  • estruslilnoir September 20, 2012

    It's human Karkat!!!

    +0
 
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