Somebody Was Playing Kickball

Guess what, i killed a million kids today

It appears he lost his dick in the process!

Instead of having "blue balls" he now has "black and blue balls"!

Did this same thing to my balls years ago when I slipped climbing over the tailgate of a pickup truck.

Did he bruise his dick off?

bollox or hernia hes in the right place....if its a cyst we must see more

Thats one big ass camel toe he got

Hopefully he already has kids and is not planning on having kids.

I have to thank my girlfriends sister who said before anything happens last friday she dont kiss or give head because it makes her feel like shes cheating but after going down on her fine magic triangle for several hours she said I have to at least give you head I feel guilty if I leave you with blue balls...... and if this is what blue balls are like I just might have to dump my gf and hook up with her sister

HE MUST KNOW MY X-WIFE INTIMATELY

stupid looking tattoo....can't even tell what it is.

His balls are mighty ashy and like, where's his dick?

better him than me...

Roeshambo?

This is too hard to look at. Give me a nice disgusting "Rate My Shit" to get this image out of my head!

Erm, I dunno..

Doctor: "Great news, you're sterile."

Its a tumah

Gagginron quit sending in your pics!

That's Bill Clinton, they have to have a ho in the secret service to suck him off every 15 minutes of else he gets an acute case of the Blue Balls. He only got that way after get a hummer from Henry M.

where the fuck is his dick

Not nice

Calm down boys...it's just a Hematoma ;-)

Stop humping steal toe boots.

The berries are bruised but where the fuck is the twig??