That's how dogs should be trained. If they could piss and shit in the toilet, half the bullshit about owning one would be gone. Then all you'd have to do is teach the to not jump up on everyone's nuts.
Can he shut the wife up?
no way my wife would blame me when the furry little bastard piss's on the seat.
Big deal I lift my leg up too
Yeah,but can he do it from across the room ?
i hope he leaves the lid open
Better aim than most negrows!
If ya wansta run with the BIG dogs, Fido, ya gotsta piss in the tall urinals.
Good Boy !!
After he's done pissing in it he's just gonna lick it back out of there anyway. Stupid dogs!
Who fucking cares. My cat can piss and shit on the toilet. Got pics to prove.
But can he flush.
^^^ No. Only because he would be intrigued as to the flushing nature of the toilet. The water bill would be astronomical.