A Splitting Toe Ache

I hope he didn't just buy a new pair of shoes recently. That would suck to have some nice new kicks, and then not even be able to wear them because your toe got cut in half. He'll have to wear the left one, and then by the time he's ready to wear the right one, the left is all worn to shit and the right is brand new.

18 Comments
  • marcodufour September 21, 2012

    On the upside he can make cool flapping sounds with it for the kids

    +3
  • shadowarior September 21, 2012

    He can smuggle a lot of shit in there

    +0
  • rockinron September 21, 2012

    thats some fine looking foot pussy right there!

    +0
  • -disturbed- September 21, 2012

    Nothing a little duct tape can't fix

    +0
  • rodeye2 September 21, 2012

    Now he can give her a real shocker,foot fetish style.

    +2
  • theloonman September 21, 2012

    Zoidberg

    +0
  • frankdrebin September 21, 2012

    just like the t-1000

    +0
  • biggertalk September 21, 2012

    Not painful whatsoever.

    -2
  • clunt September 21, 2012

    Better call a toe truck

    +4
  • slipdry September 21, 2012

    om nom nom nom nom!

    +0
  • celtickhan September 21, 2012

    well that will teach you to kick a skillsaw!!!

    +2
  • rockinron September 21, 2012

    belieave it or not bigtalk is right. the guy severed the main flangil nerve cluster at the bone.

    -1
  • d90girl September 21, 2012

    Never ever try kicking Chuck Norris !!

    +0
  • bwooly September 22, 2012

    He should just let it heal that way. It will really improve his balance.

    +0
  • txdo_msk September 22, 2012

    The # 1 cure for hang nail. Wait, his nail is hanging. Never mind.

    +0
  • corruptedsob September 22, 2012

    This little piggy went split

    +0
  • ghosthunter September 22, 2012

    Dumbass"s and chains saws don't mix.

    +0
  • aelin_hbiyrd January 2, 2013

    Axe-idents happen.

    +0
 
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