Cum All Over That French Slut

I like where they're going with this, but what self-respecting man asks a chick where he can cum? If you want to cum on her tits, you pull out and aim at her tits. If you want to cum in her ass, you bury your bone in her dumper and fill her up with hot man gravy. You don't fucking ask for permission. Especially not to some French whore.

18 Comments
  • spaulding September 24, 2012

    They should translate that to something more useful like "Je suis fait. Aller faire le dîner" - I'm done. Go make dinner.

    +3
  • stevenh915 September 24, 2012

    whats french for shave your fucking legs ?

    +5
  • sleeko September 24, 2012

    Now, if my Spanish class textbook had looked more like this, I might have learned something.

    +4
  • vulture September 24, 2012

    well well !! the hood of a car covers the engine.. you leanrn something every day

    +2
  • tgarner September 24, 2012

    If you have got a French accent, they don't care where you cum anyway!

    +0
  • shadowarior September 24, 2012

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

    They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.

    The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following;

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."

    "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

    "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

    +0
  • ghosthunter September 24, 2012

    Do you swallow... Vous avaler.

    +3
  • frankdrebin September 24, 2012

    bon apetite bitch

    +7
  • assclown September 24, 2012

    thats all nice and good but how do i say im going to stick my dick in your daughters hole then down your throat

    +0
  • rockinron September 24, 2012

    Henry love's pour remplir son âne avec âne pénis.

    +3
  • biggertalk September 24, 2012

    Sur ton visage baby!

    -4
  • unlimitdinches September 24, 2012

    How do you say...go make me a samich!

    +3
  • bwooly September 24, 2012

    Je peux me branle sur tes nichons?? Oui? Oui? Hey mom! I speak french!!

    +0
  • potrostation September 24, 2012

    How to get your ass kicked in France in 12 easy steps.

    +2
  • ouch September 24, 2012

    Can I come over your hairy armpits?

    +5
  • rodeye2 September 24, 2012

    I didn't think ya had to say anything after the french kiss was invented.

    +3
  • chimiami September 25, 2012

    Is on the airline manuel on the way to france??

    +1
  • shadowarior September 25, 2012

    Adam, tu te suck cock?

    +0
 
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