You missed a good time last night. We had some tacos, we had some beers, we had some laughs, we had some sluts, and Dave passed out on the hood of a car and pissed himself. Wish you could have been there.
Alcohol!! Helping people piss themselves for thousands of years!!
And his parents thought he was going to be an under achiever??
That's no big deal, in 1976 everyone pissed their pants.
not as pissed as the car's owner
Someone has carpet burns on thier knee's! And someone is smiling...this can't be good.
guess hows not going home in his mates car
Guy on the right, to cameraman: "Guess where I'm about to put my thumb."
And his confidence goes down another notch.
Piss drunk and past out.. Get out the markers.
future crazyshit peanut gallery member.
That is what happens when you drink a 12 pack then take a few double shots . Full bladder then lights out
lol we have all done something like this goodtimes least he hasent got a ni99a pissing on him
The devil is giving him the thumbs up.
Hey that is our boy Leonardo DiCaprio! Down like Titanic!
DAYUM, what concert was that ? He's been out a while !!!!