Would You Hit It? Haagen-Dazs Heffer

This fat bitch should be wolfing down some Slim Fast, not Haagen-Dazs. Give the ice cream to me, Chubs. So which of you guys would lick that ice cream off her fat ass? Be honest.

33 Comments
  • assmasterson September 27, 2012

    I can still see the navel stud. That means it's a go.

    +6
  • chimiami September 27, 2012

    @assmasterson ^^ No thats the tip of the spoon handle from the last pint she ate.

    +12
  • ghosthunter September 27, 2012

    2 words... Jenny Craig.

    +0
  • theloonman September 27, 2012

    Did her pants explode when she sat down?

    +4
  • rodgtard September 27, 2012

    Everyhole and a few fat wrinkles.

    +0
  • alickalotapus- September 27, 2012

    hell yeah... then we can play wow

    +0
  • elitenoob September 27, 2012

    Wonder if it's WoW or LoL

    +3
  • vulture September 27, 2012

    in a word NO

    -1
  • frankdrebin September 27, 2012

    haagen dont

    +1
  • gofkurself September 27, 2012

    sweet love id make to thicky!

    +3
  • shadowarior September 27, 2012

    Haggen lardazz

    +1
  • stevenh915 September 27, 2012

    jabba the slut

    +0
  • hickory September 27, 2012

    I would, not ugly

    +3
  • rockinron September 27, 2012

    hell no! with all those rolls it would be like fucking in a bakery!!

    -1
  • mahavir September 27, 2012

    That is how an average "hurr durr i'm gamer gurl" looks like.

    +0
  • preferemshaved September 27, 2012

    No way!! I would ever tell anyone

    +5
  • bwooly September 27, 2012

    Yup. Then roll her over and do the other side.

    +2
  • biggertalk September 27, 2012

    She likes chocolate.

    +0
  • kwambonambi September 27, 2012

    Greetings CS from South Africa. Over here people steal the tires. She still has hers...

    +7
  • kwambonambi September 27, 2012

    Bah, that was my first comment. Give me time to warm up mofo...

    +5
  • suprtrukr September 27, 2012

    You know how to find her pussy? You flip through the folds til you find one that smells like shit and just go back up one....

    +8
  • mccracken September 27, 2012

    I would, then I would steal that Haugendaus on the way out!

    +3
  • number1dnvrfan September 27, 2012

    Yeah mccracken, do it quick so the ice cream is still frozen.

    +2
  • potrostation September 27, 2012

    No,but the ice cream man did!

    +0
  • dgcg2009 September 27, 2012

    Hell yeah. I love a fat ass. And see how fat her ass is. She had to make her own fucking chair.

    +2
  • honkie365 September 28, 2012

    Nice gunt.

    +2
  • gruntdogg September 28, 2012

    Like a swollen Dick u can't beat it ;-)

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth September 28, 2012

    Not my 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th choice... but definitely been there, done that.

    +0
  • clunt September 28, 2012

    A couple of Long Island Ice tea's and I would probably eat it. Not the ice cream. Yes I know...I'm sick mother fucker.

    Life Is good.

    +2
  • mase216 September 29, 2012

    I'd tear that up! I think that chick is hot as hell

    +1
  • bennyboy19 September 30, 2012

    That bitch could be amazing if you trained her the gimp way, aka pulp fiction. Btw, is that realistic these days?

    +0
  • amorphis April 17, 2014

    that's WOW and damn!!

    +0
  • thecorpse May 8, 2014

    I'd put it in her big ass!!!

    +0
 
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