You Can't Fuck This Mermaid

It's creative, I suppose, but majorly flawed. All three of her holes are covered with tape and inaccessible. You can't even even titty fuck her with her arms taped behind her back. I guess you'll just be jacking off on her boobs.

27 Comments
  • assmasterson September 27, 2012

    Turns out there are actually 1002 uses for duct tape.

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  • chimiami September 27, 2012

    Now throw her in the water

    -3
  • rodgtard September 27, 2012

    Cut a slit in tape on her mouth and skull fuck her

    -1
  • vulture September 27, 2012

    on the bright side she wont need her legs waxing after that tape comes off

    +4
  • frankdrebin September 27, 2012

    fish bottom.. now that's redundant

    -2
  • shadowarior September 27, 2012

    Childhood ruined

    -1
  • hickory September 27, 2012

    I hope her nose isn't stopped up

    -1
  • two-hats September 27, 2012

    The bottom half smells of fish anyway.

    +0
  • targetman September 27, 2012

    PANCAKE TITS

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  • rockinron September 27, 2012

    can't fuck her, can't lick her, lets have a fish fry!!

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  • preferemshaved September 27, 2012

    The little \"dirty whore\" mermaid.

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  • bwooly September 27, 2012

    All you needle dicks can fuck her belly button!

    -1
  • biggertalk September 27, 2012

    Just throw her back in the ocean.

    -4
  • uncze9 September 27, 2012

    What a waste of duct tape.

    +0
  • hickory September 27, 2012

    Wow, look at the negs

    +1
  • ludenlasivius September 27, 2012

    Yeah, but she can watch you fuck her fat sister and she can't do nothin' about it!

    +0
  • number1dnvrfan September 27, 2012

    you're right hickory. I undid a few of them.

    +0
  • potrostation September 27, 2012

    Myth busters after dark. Sweet.

    +1
  • the_aristocrat September 27, 2012

    Strangely arousing.

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth September 28, 2012

    No problem, you'll just have to play with it a little longer than normal.

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  • clunt September 28, 2012

    Looks like a sticky situation

    +2
  • d90girl September 28, 2012

    Just add Hushpuppy's

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  • rodeye2 September 29, 2012

    Oh yes I could,but it might be called rape.

    +1
  • ducknasty September 30, 2012

    lol awesome!

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  • lmb_psycho October 10, 2012

    lol duct tape shut up bitch or i duct tape ur ass up to look like a fish

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  • l25 March 6, 2014

    what about pissing and shitting after 24 Hours in that position?

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  • harly9 June 28, 2015

    One slit on the backside and it's anal all the way!

    +0
 
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