It happens a lot more often than you'd think. That damn delicious BBQ is the culprit once again. You eat some tasty fall off the bone baby back ribs, and after you kill the rack, you obviously have to lick up all the BBQ sauce off your fingers. Next thing you know, you're missing a couple digits. But they tasted so good.
he'll be able to get further up his nose now to hook the snot out
allways get the KFC smell off your hands, before you return to work at the welfare office front desk!
If he ever has to count above 3 he's fucked
When a glass jar breaks in your ass, its either your fingers or your asshole you would be saying goodbye to
fingerbang wonder woman at your own risk
Hope that not his wiping hand cuz if it is he is fucked
That's what you get for fingering CS pussy.
no more fuckin high fives for his or her dumb ass!
Chimpanzees don't make good pets !
biggertalk is on a roll
Told you putting teeth in a pussy was a bad ideal.
that looks like the Hand of my wife after a Horror Movie!