God damn! That looks fuckin painful. I don't know if they're going to be able to get that shit to work again. If they can't, fuck it, get yourself a hook!
Someone's gonna learn to do it left-handed
^^ or they just created a new way to fap altogether
Better hope you can afford an artificial hand because that one is as good as gone.
stroking to fast can lead to carpal tunnel syndrome
thats some fine looking wrist pussy right there!!
hey dumbass next time try useing a knife to slit your wrist instead of an M-80!
Another exploded web slinger eh' Spiderman?
Next time slit your wrist up and down not across.
That's what your moms cunt looks like when I'm done with her.
Just snap it off.
Wave bye bye bro.
To amputate or not, hmmm
Secret compartment !?... Brilliant !
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!
Cuz I'll never fap again!!
should draw some eyes and a nose on it. just like a sock puppet.
hey spiderman...where will you get those webs from now????
Damn boy.. stop fapping so freaking hard.
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....
December 8, 2016 To the mad negger: