I'm assuming this guy in the new shop teacher. All the gear in the back-ground and the freshly missing thumb confirms my assumption. How many of y'all had a shop teacher that was missing digits?
No hitch hiking for you
Sphincter muscles are a bitch
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY GOD DAMN THUMB!!
Atleast next time he has his thumb up his ass while he's using a table saw it won't hurt as much.
Had a one armed shop teacher in 7th grade. Fucker was ornery as hell. Must've been his wanknig hand.
At least he has a bandaid on it.
no hitch hiking for you.
Ban saw's sharp.
Opened a new bottle of "Thumb Be Gone"
from now on, everthings only half OK
This was done on purpose ! Note the clean cut, the lack of blood and the ligature !
Fucking Idiot !