This Jedi is a master with his light saber and is using the force to make his underwear rise. He's spent his life training the arts of the powerful Jedi, and as a result has never actually had any use for that boner trying to poke its way out.
Sex offender, even though he's never had sex
Somewhere, Princess Leigh just giggled to death.
Now i am getting older i could use some of that Force
Minus the light saber and the camera phone, that's pretty much me every morning!
he finally became a jedi masterbator
Tgarner: you've never had sex before either?
What an irony, had double dongs but never got laid
strange place to keep your backup sabre
Very impressive. NOW CLEAN YER FUCKING ROOM YOU DAMN TROLL !!
Are you saying you're my boyfriend hmmm? Little faggot.
I call fake! There are no green light sabers
Years of virginity leave you looking like yoda.
Nut, or nut not... there is no try....
I see he found his mommy's strap on.
Luke I am your Father , join me on the dark side .......... OK .........that's a good start.
The only force he uses is when he forces his little pecker in the hole in his stuffed yoda doll.
HOLY FUCK! IT'S LIGHTFIGHTER!
there are green lightsabers, it depends on the crystal you set into the hilt.
This is the best picture on CS. Ever.
this guy couldn't get laid in a whore house with a $100 bill tied to his neck
the force is weak in this one