Almost Out Of Black Ones

Now here's a handy contraption for you. Not only can you fuck yourself with these wooden dicks, but you can open your beer with them while you're doing it. That's some nice multitasking action.

18 Comments
  • assmasterson October 26, 2012

    That'll come in handy when you've got whiskey dick.

    +0
  • rockinron October 26, 2012

    just like a minority, allways out front trying to get all the attention.

    +7
  • assmasterson October 26, 2012

    ^^Must be biggertalk's. Got no balls.

    +3
  • shadowarior October 26, 2012

    Just imagine the possibilities when the gay community finds about it

    +1
  • urapnes1701d October 26, 2012

    Got Wood?

    +1
  • tgarner October 26, 2012

    Gay bartenders are gonna love these!

    +1
  • vulture October 26, 2012

    so its a mith...the black one is as long as the others

    +1
  • tgarner October 26, 2012

    How much wood would it take to make a woodcock if a woodcock could make wood?

    -1
  • biggertalk October 26, 2012

    Several members here own a few of those.

    -6
  • biggertalk October 26, 2012

    And a few of them have them up their asses as they type up their shit talking.

    -8
  • biggertalk October 26, 2012

    zzzzz whobe you must've taken a remedial comeback course in high school.

    -8
  • assmasterson October 26, 2012

    You should know.^^

    +3
  • crazyvet October 26, 2012

    The black ones don't work, remember.

    +3
  • jesse69 October 26, 2012

    A whole rack of dilrods. Doesn't look like they're selling.

    +0
  • biggertalk October 26, 2012

    The black ones are a lot bigger than the white ones, ha!

    -6
  • lmb_psycho October 27, 2012

    all the fat white bitch bought up the black ones

    +0
  • michelle_obama October 27, 2012

    Finally a way to shut the bitch up and open your beer!

    +0
  • ihatenigs October 27, 2012

    I'm sure biggertalk is disappointed that there almost out of the black ones.

    +0
 
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