Now here's a handy contraption for you. Not only can you fuck yourself with these wooden dicks, but you can open your beer with them while you're doing it. That's some nice multitasking action.
That'll come in handy when you've got whiskey dick.
just like a minority, allways out front trying to get all the attention.
^^Must be biggertalk's. Got no balls.
Just imagine the possibilities when the gay community finds about it
Gay bartenders are gonna love these!
so its a mith...the black one is as long as the others
How much wood would it take to make a woodcock if a woodcock could make wood?
Several members here own a few of those.
And a few of them have them up their asses as they type up their shit talking.
zzzzz whobe you must've taken a remedial comeback course in high school.
You should know.^^
The black ones don't work, remember.
A whole rack of dilrods. Doesn't look like they're selling.
The black ones are a lot bigger than the white ones, ha!
all the fat white bitch bought up the black ones
Finally a way to shut the bitch up and open your beer!
I'm sure biggertalk is disappointed that there almost out of the black ones.