Mrs Cookie Monster Misses

Now this is some funny ass shit here. Bitch is like a shark! Here lips are peeled back, eyes are closed and probably rolled-back in her head. But she just ain't got that predator instinct. That cookie is taunting the shit out of her. She's gotta tighten up her sense of smell before she goes cookie hunting again. Or maybe just bathe. I'm sure the smell of cheeze-whiz and B.O. makes it hard to find pleasant-smelling cookies. Nasty-ass bitch!

22 Comments
  • rockinron October 27, 2012

    i hope the dude takin the pic is in a alluminum cage or he's goona be fucked when she realise's she missed that cookie.

    +3
  • angeldreamer October 27, 2012

    Feeding time in the Zoo....

    +4
  • rockinron October 27, 2012

    if that were fried chicken she'd never miss!

    +5
  • gofkurself October 27, 2012

    naw her breath dosent smell...

    +1
  • urapnes1701d October 27, 2012

    Thats not the first time something white got the best of you.

    +4
  • biggertalk October 27, 2012

    interesting......

    -6
  • hickory October 27, 2012

    I bet she has diabetes( the sugers) as some call it

    +2
  • vulture October 27, 2012

    must be KFC flavoured

    +3
  • potrostation October 27, 2012

    Missed? No. It's in orbit.

    +4
  • alickalotapus- October 27, 2012

    and she wont eat it until given the command

    +2
  • crazyvet October 27, 2012

    How in the Hell could she miss that cavernous hole of a mouth?

    +3
  • jesse69 October 27, 2012

    I bet a person would lose fingers if they reached for that cookie.

    +4
  • lmb_psycho October 27, 2012

    all theses moon crickets pic they been posting on here

    +0
  • mobliz October 27, 2012

    that's the same way they train pitbulls

    +2
  • madhound77 October 27, 2012

    Bet she pulled that cookie out from under 1 of her flabs

    +5
  • number1dnvrfan October 27, 2012

    And it's one of the cheap-ass store brand sandwich cookies that taste like sawdust. No wonder she risked losing it trying to toss it into her gigantic mouth.

    +2
  • rockinron October 27, 2012

    ^ ya no shit, remember when ya could hang one and not go to prison. i think this fat jigga boo would break the rop though!

    +3
  • biggertalk October 27, 2012

    jdilly's fat wife is my pet I'm starving her though so she can lose weight, fatass.

    -1
  • rimjobber October 28, 2012

    She's got a tiny dick.

    +0
  • dazzza October 28, 2012

    Fake, they never miss.

    +1
  • blaap October 28, 2012

    HEY ! Respect the artist! she spend 8 hours a days in the park, balancing this cookie on her face and screaming: "GWOOOOOOOAAAAAOOOOOooooww..."

    +0
  • monoxide October 28, 2012

    Looks like she sucked the shit out of that oreo

    +1
 
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