Vampires are the hot thing lately, so I'm sure you've fantasized about putting your dick inside one a time or two. With the new Succu Dry Fleshlight, you can whip out your cock and fuck a fang filled mouth. Get one while supplies last.
for 1/3 of the price, you can take some skank to Carl's Jr. and get the real thing.
Prob would sell the shit out of a toothless version.
Does it swallow?
Meh...I'd rather buy the Fucku Wet.
I'd use one...
yea, because more teeth is what i was missing
i dont need one of these my cock is allready emortal!!
with teeth like that I'd rather punch fuck out of it.
Twilight in a can!
Makes me wonder just how many idiots actually looked this up !
a much better love story than twilight!