Do you have a thirst that can't be satisfied by a well aged beer? Then Pedobeer may be the beer for you. It's preferred by 9 out of 10 priests and is the drink of choice at Congress after parties.
from the priests refrigerator
the only beer approved of by the Vatican
Imagine that, it's brewed by crazyshit!
You have to register to get that beer.
It's a rip off of that nigga beer , Colt 45 fuck that shit.
"This beer tastes like cough medicine Principal Rooney"
If your cock fits the mouth of this bottle, you are ready for your first 9 year old. Pedobeer, We give you the confidence. Stay perverted my friend.
As Michael would say \" its Jesus juice\"
no matter how much of this you drink, you still end up going home with the 40 yr old skank at the end of the bar whos been divorced 3 times.
what ever happened to candy and a white van? now its beer and a bonfire! "hey little boy ya wanna do a keg stand"
Not sure if I wanna take a sip.
Made from fresh 9 year old colon juice!
Smells like pee.
Tastes like GHB.
I hear they're having a sale down at the clothing shop, little boys clothes half off. That's what happens when you drink the pedo beer.
Best served in a sippy cup.
They serve that in the Whitehouse.
Dood, where is my credit card. [ Not a question. ]
It will get you 10 to 20.
can be bought by the bottle or by the court case.