I Need A New Mechanic

Remember folks, safety first. A failed jack means bad news for the man underneath the car. I suppose a lift may be a better option. Sometimes it's worth it to pay somebody else to fix your car.

  • coonboy November 14, 2012

    Ah, heres the problem, your're spleen is crushed. Thats gonna run ya a few clams.

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  • hickory November 14, 2012

    Push, push, you can do it, go, go, go

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  •   corruptedsob November 14, 2012

    Use jack stands , Jackass !!!

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  •   vulture November 14, 2012

    i'm calling fake his left foot is bolt upright

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  • tgarner November 14, 2012

    Hard to come up with a good comment when the picture is staged and fake as fuck!

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  • frankdrebin November 14, 2012

    now you see why doing all those cock push-ups can pay off

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  • preferemshaved November 14, 2012

    It's a dodge stratus so if he's the owner I say suicide.

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  • cyi3eri3ully November 14, 2012

    Another UTI graduate. Looks like Automotive Training Center

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  • cyi3eri3ully November 14, 2012

    I could have told you exactly whats wrong with your car before he got under there....... its a Chrysler.

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  • whiskeysick November 14, 2012

    Fake. Only one tire off the vehicle will NOT do this.

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  • m1009 November 14, 2012

    That be one hell of a prank to play on the shop foreman

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  • boppalilbit November 14, 2012

    @whiskysick what do you think a car will float on 3 tires?? you must have to get your wife to check your oil too!

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  • biggertalk November 14, 2012

    Must've been a white guy, they suck at the jobs where you have to get your hands dirty!

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  • anomalous November 14, 2012

    My worst fear. If that's real, it sucks to him.

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  • whiskeysick November 14, 2012

    @bobbalitfjiuddhudswad no..but you would still have a door of room to shimmy underneath and out. Not to be flush with the ground to completely crush you resulting in this bullshit.

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  •   jesse69 November 14, 2012

    I've had jack stands fail. I just don't get under them anymore.

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  •   rockinron November 14, 2012

    whiskeysick, bobalot is right . look at the oil pan and the angle of the hood! both front tires are off and from the looks of the jackstand it slide off the jack sidways. so stop crying and be more observant . the pic is staged because a crushing like that would not let that much blood outta the body unless a major artery was crushed or his head was crushed.

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  • boppalilbit November 14, 2012

    @whiskysick and rockinron you guys may be right because why is he under there and his tools are allplaced.. But no way would you live if it happened and landed on the roter you have only inches. and biggertalk yeah is has to be a white guy because dirty skinned people are way too fuckin stupid and lazy to do anything except sell food stamps for drugs oh they do have a talant my bad white people wouldnt have fruits and veggies on their plate if it wasnt for tainted colored folk now go eat some pigs feet and be a good BOY

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  •   potrostation November 14, 2012

    fake ,but funny

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  • ghosthunter November 14, 2012

    Fake and very funny..

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  • ispewmalarkey November 15, 2012


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  • d90girl November 15, 2012

    A Blind man could see that this is FAKE....and not funny !

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