The member that sent us this writes, "I guess I had to learn my lesson about saftey the hard way. Hand slipped and cut my finger tip almost completely off on a saw at work." Well we're glad you still have your finger.
when chewing your finger nails allways be sure to do it after dinner!
ok own up which 1 of you pratts did that...thanks for shareing your moment of stupidity
Saw my ass, I bet that cut was from digging out shards of Mason jar out of your asshole.
So you got bitten by that sea creature up your ass didn`t you ?
I bet you actually had your hand under the board to see if the blade was coming threw
My asshole just puckered seeing that. Weird that this would creep me out instead of seeing <insert random road death here>
Must've been jdilly! Wait, no, he doesn't have a job...
Saws are sharp, especially when they are on.
Great , now fuck off.
No picking your nose for 6 weeks.
Proof that some pussy's have teeth!
MUST'VE met that wolf killer when he was trying to finger her .... She hit it rite on its head
Cut it OFF...makes for a better Bar conversation !!
Guess you shouldn't rape people who are teething!