When the birthday boy finds his dick, he's going to light it on fire. He's got a lot of built up hate against that micro penis for all the shame it's brought him throughout his life. Finally he will get some payback.
I've seen clits bigger than that!
Make a wish and blow yourself out you fuckin pathetic retarded loser .
Only time he ever feels some heat down there
"hold up, let me get some light on it and maybe you can see it too"
I think he's lookinfor crabs!!!
he'll be a birthday girl next year
I just flinched.
Its could be normal size, the other few inches are under 6 inches of fat.
That's how he shaves, if he were to use a razor, he'd cut the tiny thing off!
If he would lose some weight, he may get a dick, they say for every 35lbs you lose, you gain an inch in dick? :/
He has the dickeydo disease. His fat fucking belly sticks out farther than his dickey do.
Those guys at Pawn Stars really fucked with Chumlee bad on his bday!
Ive never felt so huge in my life
I thought it was going to be one of those "Would You Hit It" pics, then I figured out that it's actually a man. No matter what he does in life, how much money or education or anything he acheives, at the end of the day he's got a dick like a preschooler. That's pretty fucked up!
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME .... This is why i left AMERICA. CASTRATE THIS GUY SO HE CAN'T REPRODUCE.
Well, This explains why some dudes piss all over the fucking toilet.
hitchcock does not approve
This is so sad to me...this is just a Billy-No-Mates being egged on at a party to set his micro-penis on fire for everyones entertainment, and the sad pleb is doing it because ot brings him momentary relief from his lonely existance and hopes it will buy him friends...
"it's his birth day and he'll burn his croch if he whant's too!"
Think he's gonna need something a lil bigger to make shadow puppets
A forest fire couldn't make tiny look bigger.
if you itch and are in doudt use some fire to drive the crabs out!!
Wrong on so many levels.....
satan followers are followers for a reason and his is he cant find his dick
He's a half inch away from having no dick at all.