Even without pocket-protector this guy's got a place for his pen. Might not smell quite right, but it'll get the job done. So, which one of y'all is this?
what the hell is he a 1 man pen factory
Always good to have a pen handy.
Grown up version of the Pez Dispenser
This just gives airport security another place to search.
the pen is mightier than the sword!!
Best heroin mule ever.
Why do white people love fucking with there bodies?
They call him The Poker...
Where was this dude in high school when i needed him
he's definitely been in jail
No one asked for his autograph.
Let's see you do that with a Sharpie
I will never borrow a pen from him.
Mine doesn't work. Believe me, I've tried.
Putting the 'pen' in penis since he hit puberty.
I bet that pen smells like pee.
My pen is huge