If you could, I bet you would. Well, they can and they do. There isn't much else on the schedule for today, so why not blow yourself? That's the good life.
why not let me lend you a hand.....or mouth.
too many wankers
this has aids written all over it
sometimes you gotta go a #3
I can !!!
She will never understand why I'm leaving her.
So you say of you could you would, but if you swallow your own load, what does that make ya?
^^^^^^^^ it makes you tgarner
Just because you can don't mean you should!
if i could suck my own dick i'd get a divorce and save 20 grand a year on hookers!!
I totall agree with ron these animals have the master plan . And to think we r the master species
Why do black cocks all look the same?
It's not any easier to get a BJ in the wild.
Hahahah..y'all r just jealous !!
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can.
God is cruel. he knew if we could suck our own dick, women would be even more useless.
They're just priming the hose they're still going to blow it all over the camera man.
Monkey wanna banana
so thatz why Batman was so tight upright in the movies????