Yes, this is exactly what I want to see when I walk into a public bathroom. A fat slob with his pants around his ankles, trying to find his tiny dick is such a lovely greeting. Thanks for being so considerate.
is he waiting for somebody to hold his guts up
Him and his dick haven`t seen each other since Carter was in power.
still searching, still searching...O.k, got it !
That's a lost cause, he better just go sit down and go!
Mcdonalds, i'm lovin it but i can't pee
I hope he can bend over backwards, cause thats the only way its happening.
Since the urinals have crazyshit written on them, i`m assuming this must be the headquarters.
Is he sure he's a guy?
When you are too fat to use the urinal or sit on a toilet, it is time to either go on a diet or kill yourself.
He's just getting ready to take a shit, turn around slowly you we don't want to injure a kankle.
i'm going to help blues traveler prioritize before his legs go totally numb: 1) hatch a plan to get your pants up 2)figure out where to eat 3)figure out where dick went/renew extenze subscription
Nice urinals. Someone shoot that fatfuck.
fat guy walks in to a bathroom and whips out his dick.skinny guy says: damn your fat whens the last time ya seen your dick? fat guy says: been a long time. skinny guy says: did ya diet? fat guy turns and lifts his gut and says: no, what color is it now?
takychto kaprov chytam na chleba a nemusim ta nijak dipovat ani nic﻿ ine
The night i met my ex wife...
Sit you pussy!
10 bucks says he pisses all over himself.
He needs to be in the privacy of a stall. Nobody wants to see that shit.
stewie griffin couldnt even find his penis