I don't want you and your creepy eye staring at me. What the hell happened to that thing anyway? Looks like the result of a brutal video shoot at Facial Abuse.
No need to worry...a good image editing software can fix that red eye
Got too close to her butthole didnt ya?
Hey boy! You eyeballing me?
about 5 gallons of visine is all that poor sonofabitch needs!
Remember, girls, always keep your eyes closed during the money shot.
Is he dead yet?
I'm pretty sure your going to waste your money if you buy visine.
That pussy winked @ me!
^ eye would see you there ^
The red-eye flight from NY to LA is tough.
see your momma was right now your blind!! shoulda left your willy alone like she said!!
He was hit so hard that his asshole sucked up inside, shot straight up, and prolapsed around his eye, hugging it tight.Now he's an asshole, and you know what they say: Some asshole is always watching you.
I've heard of optical illusions before, but never rectal illusions.
I've heard of a persons vision relapsing before, but I've never heard of a persons vision PROlapsing.
looks like a puss shot a gun with a scope on it while holding said weapon like a puss.