If beating it with your weak hand adds a little spice to masturbation, I wonder what it would feel like with a mangled hand. You definitely don't want to be sticking those fingers in an asshole though. Not just yet anyway.
This is what happens when you try to take that fat bitch's cake away from her.
That's a big fucking tampon too, it must be the kind the big fat bitch uses!
No more shocker for his girl.
zombie finger puppets?
The fuck happened to you?
Can't tell if the hand is still attached, but either way it needs to go in the trash can.
Good luck buying gloves.
They killed Thing! You bastards!
His date is on her period
When it just feels right.
gonna suck trying to wipe your ass for awhile!
Might as well forget about palm sundays