Shopping For Dead Guys

I wonder what store they bought him at. I didn't even know you could buy dead guys. Is that what's for dinner tonight? I heard that people taste like chicken. And who stole this cart from the store? That's wrong and you shouldn't do it.

22 Comments
  • marcodufour December 5, 2012

    " I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti "

    +3
  • rockinron December 5, 2012

    "what kinda shoe's dat nigga be wearin?"

    +1
  • spaulding December 5, 2012

    Look at them all gathering around. Ready to fight to the death for his shoes.

    +2
  • luna_fucker December 5, 2012

    He was probably on clearance at Home Depot with all the other expired items.

    +2
  • vulture December 5, 2012

    are they looking for the bar code

    +5
  • shadowarior December 5, 2012

    Homeless guy with a mobile home

    +1
  • onetime42 December 5, 2012

    I bet they emptied his pockets before they even checked his vital signs.

    +4
  • biggertalk December 5, 2012

    3rd world problems

    -5
  • marcodufour December 5, 2012

    ^^^^^^ where on Earth is the 2nd world ?

    +4
  • vulture December 5, 2012

    ^^^ just round the corner from Alans Snack Bar

    +0
  • crazyvet December 5, 2012

    Guess he was past his expiration date.

    +1
  • frankdrebin December 5, 2012

    if you're going to kill yourself in a 3rd world shit hole, why not do it Johnny Knoxville style in a shopping cart

    +2
  • potrostation December 5, 2012

    I thought you took them back to Home Depot after you worked them to death.

    +1
  • the_aristocrat December 5, 2012

    The lengths rappers will go to suffer for their art.

    +1
  • corruptedsob December 5, 2012

    Fuck You ....... This shits old

    +0
  • nh3kid December 5, 2012

    All right kids yu all grab a stick and get your self a poke! dead bodies just dont roll up to you every day like this! Yee Hooo!

    +1
  • playhard24 December 6, 2012

    Just drop him off next to a recycling plant he will fit right in.

    +0
  • clitoris December 6, 2012

    Vegetables always get squashed under the weight of the other groceries.

    +0
  • d90girl December 7, 2012

    Punk far left sizing up that fake rolex on that unsuspecting Latina ( or whatever the hell that is )

    +1
  • tonkpils420 December 7, 2012

    black friday discount on dead folk

    +0
  • crazyshitisgay December 7, 2012

    I wonder if you say to yourself at onetime in your life... Yep, someday I gonna be a dead body in a FUCKIN SHOPPING CART! Tough way to shuffle off the mortal coil.

    +0
  • dozer67 December 8, 2012

    A good brown person is a dead one..

    +0
 
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