His legs have certainly seen better days. His skin is peeling off like a rotisserie chicken. Probably not nearly as delicious though. Maybe if the Doc fried it up and put a little hot sauce on it.
The Beatles number 1 fan. When he heard "twist and shout" he took the dance way too literally.
i guess he should have paid his booky what he owed him.
I don't know about you fuckers, but I'm thinking pulled pork sandwich for lunch
tubby there wants to eat it
Just rub some Tussin on it.
Look at the positive side, now he gets to use a disabled parking spot
That's gonna leave a mark.
That HAD to hurt...Then the shock sets in and you know the rest...So long as the artery is still intact, there is a possibility that they can save the leg, but he will never be able to carry a chick across the threshold on his wedding night...Personally, I would just lob that shit off and put on a spatula prosthetic instead...
some people will go to any lengths to win a game of twister
I'd be like....seriously....someone hand me some LONGER GLOVES please !!!
What hurts more, the leg wounds or the catheter?
Doc? Can I keep my kicks?
No more shit kicking for this ol'boy..